chapter 29

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I woke up to a giant person crashing on top of me

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I woke up to a giant person crashing on top of me. last I remember micho was not that big nor heavy, he is a small cute orange cat with killer paws and he is definitely not standing on me and balancing his weight on two legs or paws. this thing is much bigger.

wait my nose is picking up a scent.

*sniff. sniff*

My eyes are wide opened.

IT IS FUCKING AARON RHODES SLEEPING ON TOP OF ME. IN MY BED?

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

did I time travel or something.

I tried to get up carefully. which I succeeded in. ok phews I am free. I could go now and empty my bladder. what did I drink last night? my stomach hurt from how full it is, I think?

I finished my business. I am back into my room pacing around trying to think what I should do to him. not before I washed my hands disgusting freaks. like who does not? eww.

until I thought of something.

BINGO.

I have the perfect I idea. I know what I should do.

I ran quietly to my vanity and grabbed my makeup bag. hehehehehe. this is going to be fun.

I went back and slowly sat on the bed. do not wake him up.

I have to pretend 'hello everyone welcome back to my channel. today I am going to do makeup on this dead man. more like sleeping like a dead man. ok so first thing is...' stop. I quit. I can't be a YouTuber now to my imaginary audience. I will do it later.

I grabbed my concealer first cause this man does not deserve skin care or primer. ok now beauty blender. blend that shit up. hmm should I do foundation? ah fuck it I will do it. ohhh CRAP I FORGET SOMETHING. THE CLIPS. I have to clip his hair back. ok after a brief moment break. we are back. okaayyy where was I? oh right foundation. lather that shit on and here we go with the beauty blender again.

okk but seriously why does his skin look this good? I am jealous I want it. like man drop your skin care routine. some of us struggle here. and why has he not moved yet?

IS HE DEAD? HOPEFULLY. nah he is breathing and pretty much alive unfortunately. ugh I will try again next time.

it is baking time now. oh wait contour first. nose, cheekbones and GOD DAM the jaw most definitely does not want that. his jawline is so sharp. blend, blend. now is finally baking time. powder puff, under the eyes. sides of the nose and what ever is left on the face. mascara. its gonna be hard while his eyes are closed I am gonna try tho duh. ok Mira slowly lift his eyelid up without poking him. nah I should definitely poke him. no ok no. eyeliner now. blush and favourite lipstick. ok first I am gonna line his lips. oooo they are big, lipstick and finally lipgloss. smack your lips together. wait he is asleep. oooh the highlighter I obviously can't forget about that and we are officially done.

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