Harrys pov:
it all started when Hogwarts was lit or something and I got kicked out of the damn house where I was sleeping in a wardrobe or a closet. so i live on the streets now and I eat cup noodles every day. but my life turned upside down when I saw HIM. Patrick star. he looked at me with his bright black(?) eyes (not black but bright, idk what the fuck the translator was doing in this part). he smiled at me and I smiled back. he walked towards me i started to stress and sweat.
"wassup bro who are you?" patrick asked
"u-u-u-uhm i-i-i-im harry" answered harry
"xd ok bro you're pretty hot" said Patrick.
"a-a-a-ah ok bro" said harry
SpongeBob SquarePants arrives. and GRABS me by the cheek. "patrick what the hell are you doing with someone like this" said spongebob
(I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT EVERYONE HERE ARE ADULTS)
"sorry bro 😔" patrick said
okay im too fucking lazy part 2 wont probably come but wtv
