A/N: I haven't been to prom yet, so I may or may not have googled hilarious prom stories for ideas. T-T
"What are we having for dinner?" Vinskolla asked.
Matrona answered immediately. "Sushi! We haven't had that in a while."
"We had sushi 4 weeks ago." Vinskov said in a deadpan expression.
"Yeah. FOUR weeks ago."
An idea then popped into Vinskolla's head. She knew JUST what to do so that all three of them could get what they wanted.
"I'll go out and order sushi, but only if you watch the whole first season of Oshi no Ko with us."
"Okay." Matrona said, not realizing what she just agreed to.
Vinskolla smirked. "Alright then. We'll watch episode 1 after dinner."
"Oka- wait, what?"
Vinskolla snickered. "Too late to turn back on your agreement, M."
"Skolla!" Matrona proceeded to start a cat and mouse chase between them and their cousin.
Vinskov smiled and stood up. "I'll go out to order sushi instead, Skolla. Have fun!"
"VINSKOV, YOU MOTHERFECKIN- UGH!"
***
At the prom, all the students who were attending were dancing to Enchanted by Taylor Swift.
"This is me praying that
This was the very first page
Not where the storyline ends
My thoughts will echo your name
Until I-"
Ding!
Krus and Rsch snickered as they swayed to the music.
"Again
These were the words I held back
As I was leaving too soon
I was-"
Ding!
"To meet you
Please don't-"
Ding!
"With someone else
Please don't-"
Ding!
"Somebody waiting on you
Please don't be in love with someone else
Please don't have somebody waiting on-"
Ding!
"Is someone gonna tell the DJ to turn off her notifications?" Rsch asked, holding in a laugh.
Krus lost it and broke out laughing as he and Rsch swayed. "I want to, but it's too bl00dy funny!"
***
Back in the college dorm...
"I can't finish anymore." Vinskolla said after having 7 pieces of salmon.
"Weak."
Vinskolla glared at Vinskov. "Shut up."
'He's not wrong.' Matrona said in her mind as they dipped their fourteenth piece of salmon in soy sauce and put it in her mouth.
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FanfictionMy first attempt at crack/comedy. A family comedy/romcom about a 16-year-old Krus who has skipped a grade or two and is now in college and his shenanigans with his three roommates; his 18-year-old sister; Matrona Dorokhova and his 19-year-old matern...
