Kerry threw her phone across the room. She hates Janice. Johnson Dwayne walked in and got hit with Kerry's phone.
"Ow! What was that for crumple muffins?" Johnson Dwayne said, dropping his bouquet of flowers to rub his bald head.
Johnson Dwayne tried to hold her hand but Kerry spit on him.
"Eww." Johnson Dwayne grimaced.
"Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas!" The doctor, who was wearing a Santa hat, cheered.
Johnson Dwayne rolled his eyes. "I don't like Christmas cheer." He said.
Kerry started singing Jingle Bells to make him mad.
"That's it. I'm going to visit Janice." Johnson Dwayne said, walking out of the room.
Johnson Dwayne left the hospital and got in his car. Then he drove to see Janice but got pulled over for speeding.
"Do you know how fast you were going?" The cop asked.
"Yeah, obviously. 120 miles per hour." Johnson Dwayne said.
The cop took him to the police station. And Janice was there too, in hand cuffs. But because Johnson Dwayne still loved Kerry, he had to save her coworker so he pretended to be her lawyer and took her out of jail.
"Janice, why were you in jail?" Johnson Dwayne asked.
"I was doing d r u g s." Janice smiled.
"Oh." Johnson Dwayne said.
"Yeah. It's not fair that I got thrown in jail when Kerry is doing them in the hospital."
"Janice, she is taking pain killers to help with the pain from her injuries."
"Oh."
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Janice and Kerry
HumorJanice hated Kerry. Kerry hated Janice. They both hated work. That's just the plot. That's it. DISCLAIMER :: **read at your own risk**... also this is a joke, me and my friends wrote this lol 😭
