Your pale blue eyes read through the cookbook in your hands. You flipped through it, looking for something to bake. You finally decided on cookies.
It was a basic recipe for chocolate chip cookies. Though their true challenge was navigating the fucking massive kitchen. Honestly, you the fuck needs a kitchen this big?!
After seemingly forever, you finally found all the ingredients and items needed. But damn, some of the equipment looked weird as fuck. Like a mixing machine?! Are people so lazy they cannot whisk the batter on their own?
Mixing the dry ingredients first, you then add in the mixture of wet ingredients. Topping them off with chocolate chips. When you finished mixing, you pulled out a cookie sheet. Evenly spacing each ball of cookie dough... Before realizing you had no idea how to work the oven.
"Fuck," you muttered.
"What the hell are you doing?" asked a puzzled voice. You turn to stare at Subaru, who clearly seemed annoyed at your presence.
"..."
"Don't ignore me!" he snarled, slamming his fist into the wall, leaving a sizable hole.
"Shesh, here I thought Sanemi had anger issues..." you grumbled. "How does this stove function?"
"The hell-" he paused mid-shout. "You don't know how to use an oven?!"
"..."
"I- How useless are you?!"
"Not as useless as you apparently." you scoffed, knowing full well of what you were doing. "Seeing as you don't know how to use it either."
He practically snarled at you. "Of course, I know how to use a damn oven!!"
"Doubt, why don't you demonstrate then?"
He stormed past you to the stove, he roughly tapped a few buttons before the oven came to life. He typed in the temperature needed for the cookies. A few moments passed before a beep sounded off. He violently shoved the cookies into the oven, leaving the cookie sheet slightly bent.
"See! I know what I am doing!"
"I see, so how would I set a timer?" you asked.
"You'd-" he paused. "Did you just use me to show you have the damn oven worked?!?!"
"That would be correct" you responded, before dodging Subaru as he lunged at you.
Without a word, you typed in the correct time for the cookies from what you observed the vampire do. Subaru got up from the ground and scoffed. He then stormed away.
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Blessed Moonlit Path
Fanfiction(Diabolik Lovers x reader x Hashiras) (y/n) (l/n), a demon slayer in a war that has gone on for hundreds of years. Death in this occupation was common and expected. What you did not expect was to be brought back to life by a vampire and to essential...
