shrek woke up with donald trump at his side. he slept with his beloved before donald goes to prison, such a shame... but when skrek woke up he immediately went to the toilet to barf. he frew up and out came your mom from the toilet and he frew up on her. and then she ran away socking. resk cried out "donald get in here, i think i'm oregnamt!" donald started packing his bag, thinking he was going to be run away but he paused as he remembered that his beloved will literally kill him if he did and sulked his way to the bathroom
"the FUCK YOU MEAN YOU ARE PREGNANT!!!"
"I AM"
"HOW TO O YOU"
"CAUSE I THREW UP YOUR MOTHER IN THE TOILET"
"OH GOD NO I CANT BE AFATHER, DO YOU SEE THE ABONIMATIONS I MADE"
"OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK"
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꧁the swamp꧂ (shrek x donald trump)
Humorshrek like donal trumpet but uh don't know how to uh say it,m, yeah, something like that. aka, donald trump and shrek have a nice shrex life and i was pretty effed up when i made the first part.
