so shrek was sad because despite him saying he wanted to wake up to donald trump or some shit, the fucking dumb ass author forgot to update during the time that they said they would because they are a stupid asshole. so they are just gonna write that off as shrek forgot to set the alarm.
so yeah, shrek irresponsible. so he went to go get his love, donald trump, but donaldus is gone and no where to be found in the white house. he however found a really old man named joseph biden, and he said, "yeah i'm horny enough." and then proceeded to stick his dick into joe biden.
but had to leave to find donald trup. so he flew to wherever the fuck donald was. but when he got there, donald was sleeping so he fell asleep with donald not to be woken up in september 14, 2021.
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꧁the swamp꧂ (shrek x donald trump)
Humorshrek like donal trumpet but uh don't know how to uh say it,m, yeah, something like that. aka, donald trump and shrek have a nice shrex life and i was pretty effed up when i made the first part.
