Your just chilling on a bench (the one in the picture) having a nice day.
Until your lover pulls up in their wiener-mobile, and gets out.
The person: Heya love! *they sit next to you*
Y/N: Isnt that a bit uncomfy?
The person looks at you with a death stare.
The person: No it isnt :).
Y/N: uhh okay
*They both get up, while you look at them.*
The person: Oh actually i have something for you!
Y/N: you do? we just met-
*the person gets on 1 knee and grabs out a wedding box or whatever the fuck they are called*
Y/N: HUH?!
*they open the box to show.....*
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Y/N: ... A egg? a fucking egg??
The person: wdym this is what i could afford 🤭
Y/N: i dont even know you 😨
END OF CHAPTER 1.
YOU ARE READING
POV: your wedding ring is A.... Egg?
RandomA random person pulls up in their wiener-mobile, and after parking they get on one knee.... (this is obv a joke story)
