(Y/N is chilling on their couch just seeing the drama on the news today.)
News: A person was found on the sidewalk, dead from a type of food poisoning, we found egg shells, sadly there was no cameras at this park, we asked people who saw him before the person passed, and they had no clue.
Y/N: Holy shit! *you burst into evil laughter, but then stop.*
Y/N: Eh none knows! im just gonna watch something else tho...
~'THE END'~
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POV: your wedding ring is A.... Egg?
RandomA random person pulls up in their wiener-mobile, and after parking they get on one knee.... (this is obv a joke story)
