Y/N: Bro... *takes the egg out realizing the ring part is made out of paper, not even holding their finger up*
The person: im SOOO sorry 😭
Y/N: Well how about you shove this raw ass egg up your ass then?! *you grabs the egg and shoves the yolk in the persons mouth and throws the shells on the ground*
The person: Wth im going to be sickkkk 😨
Y/N: Well i could fucking care less dude.
*The person starts to gag and then they throw up, while y/n leaves*
( sorry that this part is so short )
YOU ARE READING
POV: your wedding ring is A.... Egg?
RandomA random person pulls up in their wiener-mobile, and after parking they get on one knee.... (this is obv a joke story)
