OC on Crack 2

Arrow deciding to be menace to xyr OCs

This is gonna be fine.

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Arrow: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.

Azra: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.

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Arrow: Adulting is hard.

Arrow: How do I quit?

Maxi: Time travel.

Xavier: Die.

(ARROW, YOUR BACKSTORY IS STILL IN PROGRESS... AND AGE- BUT OTHER THAN THAT THIS ACCURATE.)

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Scorch: I bet you're wondering why I gathered you here today. It's because we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room aren't getting along with other people in this room.

Arrow: Why did you say that so vaguely? Ava and I are literally the only people you called in here.

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Arrow: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play?

Clive: Did you just make that up?

Arrow: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once.

Clive:

Arrow: A really long fortune cookie.

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Lynx: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Arrow: Even better!

Lynx: What the f*ck did you-

Arrow: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

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*Edwige teaching Arrow to drive and taking Plume along for the ride*

Edwige: That's a pothole. To the left!

Arrow: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*

Plume, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.

Arrow: I don't think that's how the song goes.

Edwige, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.

Arrow: Country Roads.

Plume: To the place.

Arrow and Plume in unison: I Belong!

Edwige, crying harder: What the f*ck?

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Ruby: You saved me! Why?

Arrow: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.

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Arrow: Do you ever feel like exploding? Have you experienced the urge to enter the process of combustion? Has your mind created a logical idea, known as thought, to disperse your body into thousands of particles suddenly?

Comet: It's 3 am, please go back to sleep.

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Arrow: Hey, you want a tarot reading?

Cassius: Those are Pokemon cards.

Arrow: You got a Magikarp.

Cassius: ...

Arrow: It means 'f*ck you'.

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Riverdale: Come on Arrow, do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that...

Arrow: Yes I can, dear. Fifty dollars.

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Sage: So, I've been thinking Arrow-

Arrow: That's dangerous.

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Valeska: If there are no questions, we'll move on to the next chapter.

Arrow: I have a question.

Valeska: Certainly, Arrow. What is it?

Arrow: What's the point of human existence?

Valeska: I meant any questions about the subject at hand.

Arrow: Oh.

Arrow: Frankly, I'd like to have the issue resolved before I expend any more energy on this.

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Arrow, dramatically: They called me a fool.

Nyx, sick of Arrow's sh*t: They weren't wrong.

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Arrow: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you're a coward.

Scratch: I'm worried about you.

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Arrow with a gun to Kuri's head: What happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven?

Kuri: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.

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Arrow: *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Remember when I said I'd tell you when we're in too deep?

Mowgli: Yes?

Arrow: We're in too deep.

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Hailstone: You have your weirdly sincere humility.

Arrow: I prefer the term "self-loathing", actually.

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Arrow: I've been here in jail so long I think I've lost my mind.

Arrow: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months.

Arrow: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year?

Phagia: This is Monopoly.

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Arrow: Any questions?

Blaze: Uh, yeah, WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT?

Arrow: Uh, a plan, duh...

Cupid: Blaze, chill, I know it's weird, but Arrow has a point.

Blaze:

Blaze: THAT WAS LITERALLY A PONY DOODLE WITH A HAT!!

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Arrow: Do crabs think people walk sideways?

Harvey: ...Arrow, what the hell.

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Imifox: I just watched Arrow jump off of a spinning chair. Luckily, they weren't hurt that badly. But the whole time, Lynx was screaming for help, which caused Eclipse to run in to help Arrow. Just note that all of this happened in the span of six minutes.

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I just felt like doing this because I was bored.