my ni no kuni ocs felt like being dumb today (incorrect quotes)

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Oh yeah, includes my Ni No Kuni 2 OCs... That I keep forgetting about-

Also I'm redesigning Rakusa and Talon instead of Ivory cause I still have no ideas on what to do for him-

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Lumi, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.

Maxi: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

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Rakusa: *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Remember when I said I'd tell you when we're in too deep?

Sparky: Yes?

Rakusa: We're in too deep.

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Miss Linda: Thank you for not saying "I told you so."

Robin: When you're as right as I am, you don't have to say it.

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Coral: I suppose you're right. We really would be better off working together.

Talon: So, then... détente?

Coral: Agreed.

Talon: Understanding?

Coral: Possibly.

Talon: Cooperation?

Coral: Maybe.

Talon: Trust?

Coral: Out of the question.

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Xavier: You know I think my life has value.

Lynx: Who are you and what have you done with Xavier?!

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Karmen: Truth or dare?

Edentide: Truth.

Karmen: How many hours have you slept this week?

Edentide:

Edentide: Dare.

Karmen: Go to sleep.

Edentide: I don't like this game.

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Starfall: What kinds of sounds annoy you?

Auburn: Are we talking real sounds or imaginary ones?

Starfall, now interested: Lets say imaginary.

Auburn: Spiders wearing flip flops.

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Axel: Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to fear how much they love me.

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*Solar and Ivory's house is on fire, but they don't know it*

Solar: Damn, it's hot in here.

Ivory: I know, it's so hot there's smoke coming out of the vent!

Solar:

Solar: First of all, I'm assuming you have no idea what the problem with that statement is.

Ivory: What?

Solar: Second of all, we need to get the f*ck out of here, NOW.

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Lumi: Can I offer you a nice stick in this trying time?

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Sparky: Sorry I can't be emotionally vulnerable with you it'd ruin the mystery.

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Ezra: Do you ever think? Because I do not.

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Miss Linda: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit.

Miss Linda: Fruits that do live up to their names?

Miss Linda: Orange.

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Ori, to Cobalt: I'm leaving for the weekend, so I hid 100 dollars in your room for food. Clean your room, and you will find it.

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Evera: Are you listening to me?

Lynx: *nods*

Evera: What did I just say?

Lynx: *nods*

Evera: ...

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Rakusa: I can't tell if you're a genius or just incredibly arrogant.

Ezra: Well, on a good day, I'm both.

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Cobalt: Sometimes I wonder if I'm hearing voices.

Cobalt: Then I remember that's the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.

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Starfall: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

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Sparky: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.

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Robin: I didn't even realize how sarcastic I was being. It's starting to become a problem, I think.

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Lynx: If you see me talking to myself, go away! I'm self-employed and we're having a staff meeting!

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Maxi: Hey, thanks for checking in, I'm ✨still a piece of garbage✨

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Ori: Remember, when burying a body, make sure to cover it with endangered plants so it's illegal to dig up!

Ori: Make sure to follow me for more gardening tips!

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Evera: I'm a multitasker!

Evera: I can disappoint fifteen people at once.

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Rakusa: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.

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