Tomm(error)... Y/N Innit!

Chapter 1

Y/n pov:
   'Ugh, I can't believe this shit is happening to me? Waa, this would be something great to read about, but to be living, it is just the worst!'

   Rocking myself back and forth to help myself calm down, I tried to keep my focus on the ticking clock. If Wilbur hears me cry, it'll take ages to get the British teen off of me. He may be nice, but I just can't deal with outgoing people like him irl. But had it been through the internet, then it would have been fine. Biting down on my stuffed toy cow, I took a moment to collect myself to think things over.

   From just a few weeks of being here in the sbi house we are on what look like we live on farm land, there's even a small barn in the back that Wilbur has to take care of. Sometimes, he'd take me along, and Wilbur would just sing me random songs to put me down for a nap. I know that Techno has the voices in his head because of him muttering to himself like he does with chat. Philza is married to death if the shrines around the house don't make it clear.

'Now the real question is why I'm here. This seems like the basic setup of a sbi story. Something I'd read, but I would never really want, Tommy is brave for others and cares for them. That's now who I am, Y/n L/n is a neutral party member to conflict.'

   Squeezing the cow plush, I cried inside as my future seemed dark. My personality is nothing like og Tommy Innit he is outgoing and would die for his beliefs, I would die the minute Dream looks at me wrong. Shaking my head to push these thoughts away, I felt like crying to be held, but I also still hate other people touching me.

    Using my baby strength, I threw the cow plush away from me and forced myself to sit up right. Feeling a bit wobbly, I quickly looked around my room for anything interesting. Falling back down in my bed with a soft *thud* following behind it as I let out a soft sigh, nothing in the room had looked useful. Even as a baby, it's good to just test the waters and see the story I was sent into.

   Because just like any other Dream smp fan, I read a lot of fanfiction from different apps and had even written my own. (If I had published It's my own dame business, and it's not like I'd tell you which app I had used.) But that's not what is important, what is important is the formula used in these stores.

   Philza leaves with Techno, check, Wilbur raises Tommy, check, and once I turn six, we will make our way to the Esempi kingdom. From there, everything will go downhill when Wilbur makes his country, but he won't have Tommy by his side. If we were following minecraft logic, maybe it won't be too bad, but from what I saw, we are following irl logic for the most part.

Wilbur pov:
   "Ugh, I know it's been only a few weeks since they left, but still no letter?" Letting out a long sigh, I went back inside and walked upstairs to check up on Tommy. As I got closer, the little gremlin, he was already awake with all his grumbling. Slowly opening the door, Tommy was laying down in his crib. Smiling, I went inside and caught his attention as I walked over to Tommy.

   "Hello Tommy, how are you doing, gremlin child? Ah, did you drop you Henry? Let me get that for you." Picking up the toy cow, I put it next to Tommy, who didn't seem too interested as he kept looking up at me with his big blue eyes. Smiling, I started to play with Tommy by messing with his little feet. "Come on, you little shit why don't you give big brother Wilbur a smile, hmm?"

   Instead of laughing, Tommy started to try and kick me as he spoke in his baby language. "Aw, did I make you cranky? I'm so sorry that you feel that way, Toms." Picking Tommy up from his crib, I gave him a quick raspberry on his stomach. Instead of laughing, the little shit just kicked me. Shaking it off, we went downstairs so I could go start making dinner.

'I wonder what I should make for dinner. It'll have to be soft for Tommy, Dadza said Tom can eat solid food with his milk.'

   Putting Tommy in his highchair, I looked through the cabinets for anything that looked good. "Alright, what will we eat tonight? Do you have any requests, Tommy?" The gremlin did as he had grumbled on about something, smiling. I just nodded along while I kept looking. "Wow, that sounds great, Tommy. I'll keep that in mind for tomorrow because we are having potatoes...yay."

   Grabbing a few potatoes, I planned to just bake them and put butter on them. Also, I made a mental note to write to Dadza to not stock up on potatoes whenever he and Techno leave on trips like this one as their the one to mostly eat potatoes for each meal. Without Techno, it'll take months to even finish half of these. If we had Dadza, then maybe we'd finish more than half. Shaking my head, I went force back on my task.

   While preparing the potatoes, I kept talking with Tommy and gave the child some apple juice. "I have met a nice girl near the ocean, Tommy. I might bring her over so you guys can meet! Girls like babies too, so maybe they'll see me as responsible man."

   Before I could keep talking, Tommy threw his cup at the back of my head. Turning around the little shit was sticking his tongue at me. "Why you little shit, afraid of a women?" Tommy let out a battle cry as they glared at me, picking up the cup I went back to cooking. The little shit kept screaming at me but I just ignored them for now.

   "I'll come deal with you once I'm done preparing dinner, so you better behave Tommy."