kotlc shipping spree!!!

when tam rubs off on you- Biana's POV

THE PIC IS LITERALLY SOOOOOO CUTEEEEEEEEEE IM SORRY I JUST HAD TO! also, just saying linh slays in the series, so dont take anything personal..

"Heeeeeey Fitz!" Dex laughed akwardly. "We were just playing truth or dare!" Biana sipped the new boba flaver the cafe lady invented. Good stuff. Ok, back to being mad.
"FITZROY AVERLY VACKER I WILL FRIKIN MURDER YOU WHEN WE GET BACK HOME. YOU FRIKIN MADE OUT WITH ONE OF MY BESTIES? JUST SO YOU COULD WIN THAT FRIKIN BET?" 
"What? Bet? Fitz, what the hell?" I have never seen Linh so angry. "She looks like our parents disowned us all over again." Tam whispered sadly. Biana had that feeling again whenever the topic came up. Like she wanted to hug Tam so tight, he would forget about about his goddam mother fcking dck of a mother. His dad simply didn't deserve to take another breath, and one day, Biana wanted to scream her ass off at them. "Biana, is Tam rubbing off on you? What are you talking about?" 
"Shut up Fitz. You know what's she's talking about, I was there." Sophie interjected. "Even better yet... JENSI! COULD YA BRING YOU AND YO GANG OVER HERE FOR A SEC?" Sophie yelled at Jensi and the Drooly Boys, who were literally eavesdropping on them. They walked over with a huge plate of mallowmelt. "Here you go Fitz, you won the bet." One of them said sadly. 
"Wha-a-a???? I never- i mean- what the hell-?" Fitz started, but was cut off by Linh's extremely loud slap on this cheek. "Save it for another ex." she said as she stalked away. 

"So am I grounded or something?" Fitz asked his parents. Alden scowled at him. "This is one too many times your AFFAIRS have gone too far. Go sulk in your room or whatever until we figure out what to do with you." Della didn't reject the idea. Fitz flipped Biana his middle finger as he stomped away. She just blew raspberry spit at him and continued texting in the currently haywire group chat. 

Sophie: GUYS SHUT UP SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO STUDY!

                                                                                     Biana: who needs to study when u can go SHOPPING

Tam: Biana, you're the only one who does that
Keefe: bangs boy! you should SUPPORT your future gurlllfriend
Sophie: the 'gurlll' was very unnecessary keefe
Keefe: I TOLD U- ITS LORD HUNKYHAIR! UwU

Biana: u had to

Keefe: i had to
Dex: what's up with fitzy?

Biana: more like what's DOWN.

Sophie: YOU USED PUNCTUATION!!!!! YAAAAAAY!

"Biana, dear, I need a favor." Della whispered. Biana's eyebrows shot up. Whenever her mom said "dear" it meant she wanted to prank someone. 

"Dex. Dex. Dex. Dex. Dex. Dex. Dex. Dex. Dex. Dex. De-"
"WTF DO YOU WANT BIANA???????"Dex wheezed.
"I need some bright pink hair dye and that thing that makes your cheekbones gigantic." She asked. 
"Biana its 3:00 am. Couldn't you wait till tommorow?"
"Can epic payback wait until tommorow??"
"Idk???"
"Whatever. Have it ready by 6:45. Byeee!" Biana said and cut the call. This was going to be SLAYYYYYYYYYYY!