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~SPECIAL HUMAN AU~ hunkypoo's POV

yee uh sry for not updating in a while! school started and its been kinda busy since im doing afterschool sports. so wishi mommy! STOP THREATINING ME! here is the chapetr ya'll have been dying for:

EEEE guys this is a special chapter so let me know if you guys want more chaps like dis ye??

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also, a big shoutout to my two besties on wattpad! (these are their nicknames from me, so FEEL FREE TO MURDER ME GUYS :)))))
Kiki Kiwi :DD
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keefie pov

"HUNKYHAIR GET DOWN HERE!" Keefe's older sister, Ro, yelled from the kitchen. Keefe rolled his eyes as he rolled off his king sized bed. Yep. Fit for a king! Ro and Keefe lived alone because they both agreed their parents were ill mfs so as soon as Ro turned 18 (Keefe was 13 at the time) she filed some sorta weird file thingie and bought them a new house, two cars, a bunch of supplies, and took a couple trillion dollars from their parents' bank account. Ro didn't start to buy them stuff with her own credit card till she was 21. She put over half the money into "savings". Whatever that was, Keefe commented. After Ro finished college, she became a part time chemist and influencer so she could "learn to live with adult-y drama" as she put it. But Keefe was pretty sure her boyfriend Bo just influenced her into it. No one knew why they were dating except them. Keefe even started to write, The Ballad of Bo and Ro. Or was it Ro and Bo?? Eh. Couldn't care less. "HURRY UP YE PEICE OF FUNK." Ro yowled, even scaring their dog, Cassie. 

Short for Cassius. 

AAAAANYWAY- "It's LORD hunkyhair! Get it right!"
"RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT. ANYWAYS, ARE YOU GONNA WALK OR SHOULD I DRIVE YO-?"
"QUIT YELLINH!"
"YOURE YELLING!"
"SHUT UP!
"sHuT uP!"
"BOTH OF YOU SHUT YO SHITTY ASSES UP!!!" Bo growled, stalking out of Ro and Bos room. Their cat, Ella stalked after him, chin and tail high. "Whatcha lookin' so sAsSy for, GASSIE- Ella?? Did you reject your little Gethie-poo again?" Keefe commented. Ella just scowled and hissed at him then ran down stairs. "YE THAT"S RIGHT! TAIL BETWEEN YOUR LEGSZ YE LITTLE RUNT!" Keefe yelled again at the poor cat. Cassie barked. "I'M COMIIING! Jeez. It takes time to facy up THIS hottie." Keefe smirked at Bo who was grumbling to himslef about waiting for him to turn 18 so that he could shove him out of the house. Keefe sighed dramaticly as he slid down the railing, almost a master at it because he kinda forgot to walk down the stairs. Don't tell Ro. 

time skip to school cuz im lazy like that-