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It'll wear off...- Wonderboy's POV

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Fitz stormed into Biana's room. "WHY DO YOU WANT TO RUIN MY LIFE?!?!?!?!?!" Fitz yelled. Biana scoffed. "Because you've ruined 63 others'. Wait, 64 now. Y' know, Linh. " Fitz felt sadness prick at his heart. He'd spent the entire night crying silently in his room, only sleeping for barely a half hour, which was apparently when Biana striked. 
(fitz looked something like this, except male version, and.. ya know... elfiness):

Biana turned around and dissolved into a puddle of hysterical laughter. She finally managed to control herself, and when she did, she posted a picture of Fitz on Elfstagram immiedietly earning a bunch of "LMAO's!" and skeleton emojis and laughing faces. "BIANA! I can't go to school like this!" Fitz exasperated. If only they knew...

Flashback
She was all he could think about. Her hair, the wonderful silkiness, her eyes, her face, her gentleness, and her amazing big heart, and, well, he could go on for ages. He had just met her, and she had lit up his entire world in all the ways possible. Linh, he thought. That's her name. A gorgeous name for a gorgeous girl. 

1 year later:
"Yo Wonderboyy!" called Valin. "We got a bet that even you can't do!" The Drooly boys laughed except Jensi. Jensi gave Sophie the tiniest wink, which made Sophie nudge Biana, and Biana say, " C'mon Fitz. Let's see what this is about." Well I wonder what THAT is about tho. Fitz thought. Fitz and Biana were still mourning their brother, Alvar, who had died in a human fire near somewhere called Canada. So many girls had dated him and left him, letting his heart breaking even more. As soon as a girl came, fixed his heart, that was how quick she left him, shattering his heart. Linh was diffrent, he knew it!  
"I bet you can't  get with a girl for a huge plate of mallowmelt from us every. single. day." One of them scoffed. Suddenly, Fitz knew it! It was his chance to be brave and confess to Linh, and win his favorite snack FOR FREE. DAILY. It was gonna go great, right?