Spooky Month headcanons >:3

ʚJohn hcsɞ

Ughhh John is SOO HOT OMG 😍
(Some of these might be a bit smutty)

●What nicknames do they call you?

•dear
∘darlin' (not darling he's got a southern accent)
•honey
∘love

●How affectionate are they?

•not too affectionate, but he does kiss and hug u
∘i feel like he's the type of person to slap his partners ass randomly (they could be cooking food or something and he just kinda slaps their ass, not hard tho.)

●Favorite part of their partners body

•definitely a hips and ass kinda guy (but he loves everything abt his partner)

●Random hcs

•probably wears reading glasses (he's kinda old so yeah..)
∘can't ride a bike
•he used to be a HUGE fucking nerd (if he heard someone say one small thing wrong he'd be like "Ermm, actually that's not factually correct 🤓" )
∘he used to have a lisp and he used to wear braces (also he probably looked like napoleon dynamite.)

•bro pulled NO bitches (he does now tho.... *cough* me *cough*)

That's it toodles pookie