loona x male hellhound reader

truth seekers pt. 1

the episode starts with Y/N blitzo and m&m in an alleyway as millie walks through the portal loona made as a net can be seen getting launched at moxie and Y/N jumps on moxie 

moxie- hey-

Y/N- get down  

an agent in a black suit is seen with a net launcher as another one drops right in front of the portal 

Y/N- loona close it 

loona- but- 

a net is launched and loona is forced to close the portal as all of them gets shot by a tranquilizer dart blitzo and moxie go down but Y/N is still standing as they unload 10 more rounds into him he finally goes down 

agent 1- holy shit that dude was tough definitely use holy ropes on him 

agent 2- will do 

back at the office millie and loona are seen breaking down 

loona and millie- shit 

millie- what are we doing sitting here the boys need our help open the portal 

loona- ok

she then opens the portal and tranforms into her human disguise but there gone but loona starts smelling and tracking them 

loona- it smells like they went this way come on lets go find those dumb asses 

millie then hops in loonas bag and they run off  

meanwile with the boys moxie is waking up in an interrogation room 

agent 2- finally awake huh little fella you two buddies have for a while now  

blitzo- look shitbag it takes alot to keep me down 

Y/N- same here but you can try to get answers out of me but it aint gonna work ive been through way harsher conditions that any of you humans can make 

agent 1- tell us demon scum who do you work for satan? 

agent 2- how did you get to our world from the afterlife?

agent 1- why is yous killing humans 

agent 2- when did you show up here 

blitzo- okay i'm gonna stop you right there bitch first of all we just woke up from a very nasty shot and i'm still feeling fucking woozy so i'm gonna request you to fetch us some coffee before we get into this i mean everyone gets coffee and shitty movies with scenes like this am i right i want something iced bitch mox 

moxie- i'll have a neapolitan cappuccino more appa than chino make sure it's got no more than four ounces of milk the beans won't have the right texture otherwise and make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup they always put foxy or roxy i hate that if you can't handle that i'll have  a venti traditional misto please use soy milk with two blonde shots affogato and ristretto i'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom then add the coffee after

agent 1- enough!!! we arent getting yous coffe 

blitz and Y/N laughs 

Y/N- *smiles* hey no fair i didnt even get to plave my order yet 

blitzo- nice one Y/N 

agent 2- hey we are ready to use torture to get some awnswers out of ya 

blitzo- ooh kinda kinky 

agent 1- ohh your stupid huh i can work with that daddy likey dummy 

moxie and blitzo starts laughing hysterically