loona x male hellhound reader

seeing stars pt. 1

we then cut to the next morning as loona and Y/N waking up and loona hugging Y/N's face right into her breasts 

Y/N- uhhh loona 

loona- oh shit sorry Y/N 

Y/N- i mean i wasnt complaining or anything 

loona blushes 

loona- shut up 

they then get dressed and go downstairs 

blitzo- Y/N its nice to see you doing better 

Y/N- yea thats the best sleep ive had in years actually thanks to loona here 

loona then elbows and points too blitzo as she clears her throat 

blitzo- oh what do you mean about that mister 

Y/N- oh i just meant that loona gave me some extra "pillows" last night that was all 

loona then elbows Y/N as he chuckles 

blitzo- right, well anyway when we get to the office i need to talk with you loony 

they then arrive at the office as blitzo and loona walk into a room a little later blitzo gets thrown out the room 

loona- no we didnt have sex dad and even if we did so what i can do what i want im an adult

Y/N's face immediately turns red 

Y/N- what!?

blitzo-  you know what you did 

loona- we didnt so layoff 

loona then jumps on top of him hitting him with a painting 

m&m- oohh Y/N fucking the boss daughter thats ballsy 

Y/N- *flustered* i didnt do "that" with her we just slept together 

millie- oh right im sure 

Y/N then starts to growl as blitzo is thrown right between them 

blitzo- well did you at least wash it first  

loona and Y/N- blitz we didnt have SEX! 

moxie- oh they most definitely did sir look at they're faces they're guilty 

Y/N- listen her motherfucker... you know what im going for a smoke break see ya 

Y/N then lights a cigarette as he walks outside 

loona- now look what you did dad 

as they were arguing its seen that octavia is sneaking in to find the book as she opens a portal the others notice as they go in guns blazing to see Octavia walking through the portal  

blitzo- Y/N loona come in here we have a problem shit shit shit shit what the fuck am i supposed to tell stolas 

moxie- well he seems to like you sir maybe he would understand 

blitzo- ok my dick is good but it is not that good moxie 

moxie- sir i dont think we really have a choice

blitzo- so you want me to just call him up and be like hey stolas *cuts to him on the phone* your daughter came by telaported who the fuck knows where we have no way of getting either of them back okay okay good talk bye ok that actually went better than i thought 

just then stolas busts through the door in his demonic form 

stolas- blitzzzz! how could this happen do you let just anyone waltz into your office and grab infinitely powerful artifacts why would she do this how are we supposed to find her where would she go 

loona then sniffs the air 

loona- well i reeks of urine and desperation so ugh L.A 

Y/N then sniffs 

Y/N- yea specifically the walk of fame ugh 

everyone then looks at Y/N and loona

they then walk through the portal with loona and Y/N up front  

blitzo- ok guys lets make this quick in and out before anyone notices us here oh this doesnt look much different from hell alright now lets get to work Y/N loony sniff 

Y/N and loony- how are we supposed to smell anything in this city 

Y/N- yea even with my tracking skills it would take me all day 

moxie- cant you ever do anything right 

Y/N looked hurt as loona fired back 

loona- cant you finally do anything about how fat you are 

moxie- im not fa- 

blitzo- come on mox it wouldn't kill you to put a salad in your body every now and then 

moxie- what? but im not fat 

blitzo- ok were going to do this the old fashioned way so first ere gonna need disguises 

Y/N loona and stolas then transform into they're human form 

blitzo- no chance you can conjure us up a couple of those can you 

stolas- sadly no im afraid without my grimoire my powers are just a tad limited in the human world 

blitzo- what you cant memeorize your fucking spells 

stolas- oh your memory is so great whats his phone number 

he points at moxie

blitzo- fuck you 

stolas- exactly 

they then walk off as m&m get separated 

blitzo then gets a costume and gets surrounded by people thinking hes brandon ragers  and gets shoved in a van 

blitzo- loony Y/N go find via we will catch up soon 

the van then drives off with loona and Y/N standing there by themselves 

loona- auugggh as always we gotta do the work 

theyre then seen getting a coffee and breakfast 

Y/N- didnt even have time to get breakfast this morning this should do though 

author note*

sorry for not updating for like ever i kinda forgot about this but im gonna try to revive this anyway does anyone have any ideas on a good plot point for this episode im open to ideas i was thinking about maybe having a meeting with another sin or i could rewrite this to where Y/N goes with Octavia which sound like it would be better