Stutters 🧌

STAN 🤓

I took a seat at my desk. It was in the back left corner placed in back of Clyde. Tolkien sat beside me making sure I was actually paying attention to the lessons being taught. It was annoying but sweet he cared about my education.

Actually he probably does it because he doesn't want me begging him for answers Which I will most likely do anyway thank you very much.

Clyde turned in his seat until he was cradling the back of his chair. He watched me stare out the window in thought for a second before opening his mouth to speak. I didn't hear him though, the sky was to pretty. The glowing sun was giving the rest of the sky color, nurturing the dusty gray clouds. That was what butters was like to most of South park. He was the light to the gloomy town.

Some people found him annoying asking how he could be so cheery, others called him insane, but I think butters is just a guy with a big cheery personality and nice perspective on life.

I'm not sure why I think of butters so much. Maybe I should talk to Mr Mackey about it. He would probably just call me a gaywad.

I do sound gay don't I.

I break my thoughts with a sigh and make eye contact with Clyde. "Sorry dude I wasn't paying attention what's up?" I blink waiting for him to answer. "Oh I was just saying that I haven't seen Kenny since this morning when you showed up," he yawns flaring his nostrils. I hold in a laugh as I think. He was right I hadn't seen Kenny either. I wonder where he went off to. He was probably just skipping. "It's already 3rd period, he's gonna probably be skipping today," I state. "Maybe?" Clyde rises his shoulders in question.

Just when I was going to reply the door to the classroom opens. Two blond kids rush through the door hand on wrist. The substitute teacher glances over at them too and questions why they were late. "I am so sorry miss we both got really sidetracked and lost track of time, please forgive us," butters pleads catching his breath and bowing slightly, with respect. The sub's lips curve upward into almost a smile as she nods her head at butters. "It's okay young man thank you for being so genuine and apologetic you may sit down," she says softly.

Butters apologizes one more time and goes to sit down but before leads Kenny over and sits him down. Butters whispers something in Kenny's ear making him snicker and butters giggle he then heads to his own desk and sits.

I wonder what he said. Also how is butters...so,..so butters. I lean over to Clyde and say, "Guess that answers your question,". "I wonder what they were doing the first two periods," he questions. "Probably fucking,". We both turn to Cartman as he grins. "I bet butters doesn't even know what a penis is!" Clyde says itching the tip of his nose and moving a singular eyebrow upward.

I don't add anything else to the conversation I just lean back in my seat and open my flask.
As I take a drink I wonder, does he know what a dick is? Why am I wondering if he knows this? I'm not sure but I'm quite curious. It would seem funny if he didn't know, but not surprising.

I let the bottle off my lips as I shoo the question from my mind. It isn't my business to know. I close the flask screwing the cap back on. I raise my hand and wait to be called on. After 5 minutes of waiting I give up and look back to the window. Glancing back towards the beautiful shimmering sun, I smile.