Today was supposed to be an easy day for Wilbur (c!), go on a date with someone, chill and kill one guy but the cosmos seemed to love making his life more complicated.
He leaves his house for his date at 2pm and that went well, the guy seemed nice. He then chilled and watched tv all day until 12am when he had to go to work. He put on the greatest disguise of a medical mask and heads out into the night. He followed the tracker he put on his car the day before on his phone before finding the guy smoking in an alley at 1am for some odd reason. Hey! it's not his place to judge.
He jumps the guy and had a nice time beating him up before getting jumped himself. After getting weakly punched a few times, he manages to pin the guy down before he feels the pain of 1,000 suns rain down on him all at once. Before he sees the guy running away. Luckily, Wilbur had a lot of experience getting kicked in the groin so his recovery time was no joke. He ran after the guy and in no time had him pinned once again.
He was about to kill the guy when he realized, "oh shit, it's THAT guy" and books it, leaving Tommy confused.
