One Piece One Shots

Eustass Kidd x Reader #1

It had been a while since you were recruited as a sniper for the Kidd Pirates. Everyone was nice to you. With the exception, of course, being your captain. Though he didn't act like one. That piece of crap. He acted like a 6 year old and always bossed you around. Like yeah, you're the captain, but you don't have to treat us like crap. Though you had to admit, with him never wearing a shirt to cover his chest, he was attractive as hell . While you were thinking of this, Kidd walked over. "Y/N! Dinner." What? Kidd never told you when it was dinner. He could care less if someone skipped a meal. "O-okay, lemme just-" "Tsk. Dinner is a break, idiot." With that, he picked you up, throwing you over his shoulder. "C-captian!" He sat you down next to him at dinner. You were very flustered. "Oi." Kidd cleared his throat. "I've decided Y/N is my girlfriend. So don't touch her." Everyone clapped, except you. You didn't want people to know your feelings for your captain. "Tsk. Yeah right! I'll shoot your brains out. Not gonna happen." Everyone's jaws dropped. Kidd looked furious, which was normal. Suddenly, Killer picked you up, dragging you out of the room.
...
"You crazy!?" He asked.
"N-no. But he can't just declare I'm his!"
"But don't you like him?"
" I NEVER SAID THAT!" You barked.
Killer sighed. "That's the whole reason he recruited you. Because he likes you."
"He shouldn't like me for looks-"
"I don't think he does anymore. I think he likes who you are, Y/N."
"Yeah right-"
"Has he ever hurt you?"
"Of course n-"
"Exactly. Yeah he gets pissed at you. But if he got pissed at anyone else, he'd rip out their throats or beat them half to death."
"Whatever."
"Want me to talk to him?"
"Yeah, tell him he's a shit face."
"Blue!?"
...
You fell asleep in your room, only to be awakened by a knock on the door.
"Killer, go away."
"WHY DO YOU EXPECT IT TO BE KILLER!?"
"BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ASS."
He ripped the door off its hinges.
"Don't smart mouth me, bitch."
You lost it. You got up and before he could react, you slapped him across the face.
"That's not how you talk to someone you jerk!"
He smirked.
"Guess I should be lucky you don't have your guns, huh?"
You glared at him.
He sighed. "Honestly, I don't know how to talk to normal girls."
"Normal?"
"The only girls that talk to me are sluts."
"Yeah, I'm such a slut."
"Not you stupid! Ugh, I'm sorry. How can I make it up to you?"
You smirked and blushed.
"Hmm, I'm not sure~"
"You're awfully flirtacious."
"Huh?" You asked.
"I mean, you already have your clothes off."
You looked down in horror.
"GET OUT."
You furiously searched for something to wear. You then felt hands on your waist. You bit your lip to prevent yourself from making a noise as he bit your neck.
"Oi. There's no need to get dressed."
You glared at him. "Why is that!?"
"Because" Kidd looked you up and down
"I'll be taking the rest off in just a moment~"