messy bun ft yoongi

2

'oppar sorry I just saranghae you so much all fax no printer'

yoongi sighed a gay sigh. 'ami, I saranghae you too, just not in the way you want me to sarang you'

'well...' my petite frame shivered in the the force of the wind outside. 'what about...jimin?'

'hes gay'

'jin?'

'hes bald- so's hobi'

'namjoon??'

'he like feet, so does tae'

I shuddered as wracking sobs tore through my fragile feeble fairy like frame

'also' yoongi added, his sexy voice growled in a very alpha way
'im like fr dating all of them so get in line sista'

'its giving James Charles' I sobbed as I turned to run from the sexy beast, as he got out his phone and started to play born this way by lady gaegae

just then, I stumbled and gently floated into Sana's arms from twice
'gasp' I gasped in shock

then I looked as she looked at me and we looked at each other- lady Gaga's voice fading into the background
except for one lyric

'no matter gay straight or bi, lesbian transgender life, baby, you were born this way'

I looked at Sana

Sana looked at me

'sana? I'm a lesbian'

just then jungkook- no sorry, I mean youngshook, no sorry I mean yungkook, no sorry I mean Ian, crashed through a window yelling 'LESBIANS I LOVE LESBIANS IM A LESBIAN LESBIANS UNITE BARK BARK BARK'

Sana smiled 'lesbian boy, leave me and y/n for a bit, take your gay man home'

jungkook barked 'good luck lesbians'

yoongi sang in opera tone 'I HOOOOPPPEEE YOUUUUUU KIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS'

Sana leaned in

I leaned out

in out

in out

shake it all about

we did the hokey pokey and we turned around

and then we kissed

Yoongo clapped

the end