A bright light hits him straight in the face. Its the sun right? No. Feels Guy wishes deeply it was the sun. Its a camera flash. Another one explodes in his face and after that, a hoarde surrounds him. Feels Guy puts on his sunglasses and keeps his head down as he walks to his car, ignoring the shouts of the paparazzi.
"Feels Guy! Can I get one over here?"
"Feels Guy! Is it true you slit your wrists?"
"Feels Guy! What's your opinion on classical music?"
"Feels Guy! Where-" He slams his car door shut and starts the engine quickly. A fan runs into the window of the car, waving a piece of paper around wildly. Feels Guy can hear her screams of excitement and can see tears in her eyes. In the past, he would have signed the paper gladly with his best smile. Now, all he can do is pretend she is not there.
He pulls out of his parking spot and drives to Dank Studios, which is only a couple miles away. Along the way, he sees other celebrities getting attacked by the fans and cameras. Some, do what he does and ignores most of them. Those are the experienced celebrities. Fresh meat however, sign all the papers, take all the pictures, answer every question, and does it all with a goofy grin on their face.
Feels Guy turns the corner and drives a little while more until he reaches his destination: Dank Studios. He's never been here before. He smiles internally. Friends.
Somehow, the paparazzi already know he's coming because they're waiting outside for him. Feels Guy turns off the engine and throws himself out of the car. Pop, pop, flash!
"Feels Guy!!"
"Feels Guy!!"
He practically runs inside. Once he's in, their screams die out and the flashes stop outside, but inside they continue. A photographer snaps pictures of some other lesser known meme standing in front of a white background. Feels Guy walks up quietly behind the photographer, watching the meme pose.
The meme stops, their eyes go wide at the sight of Feels Guy. That causes the photographer to look back and raise his eyebrows at Feels Guy.
"Look who it his! Mr. Superstar Feels Guy!" The photographer said in a very feminine voice.
"That's me I guess," Feels Guy said in response.
"You are just the meme I need!" He turns back to the other meme. "Shoo! We need this background for him!"
The meme runs off to the side frantically. The photographer turns around to face Feels Guy. "Now, lets begin!"
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Feels Bad Man
AcakFeels Guy. You all know him as the crushed to tears, destroyed by life looking meme used to react to any unfortunate situation. He's funny, he's loveable, he's popular. We're all associated with and love that face; but how well do we know him as a p...
