Ship/AU One-Shots

A pride of lions

This is my first phanfiction so it's not gonna be that good. •~• I got inspiration for this when texting with my friend.

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Phil was laying in bed bored to no end. Dan was out at the market getting things for Phil, since Phil was sick.

Phil thought about getting up to play video games but had no motivation to get up. So he decided to do what he does every other day: go on Tumblr.

He was just browsing and liking posts. He saw some cute Phan art of him and dan holding hands while looking at a sunset. He smiled at the thought of holding hands with Dan. It made him feel better in a way. He continued browsing until he saw a thing about pandas and a thought crossed his mind,

What is a group of pandas called?

He instantly opened a new tab and Googled it. He clicked on the first thing to pop up and read aloud,

"Blah blah blah...a group of pandas is called an Embarrassment of pandas!" Phil said and laughed.

He scrolled down farther until he came to a list of weird names for groups of animals. He read them all aloud,

"A journey of giraffe. A Arora of polar bear. A flamboyence of flamingos. A KINDLE OF KITTENS." Phil said happily.

He reached over and started texting Dan,

Phil: Hey Dan

Dan: yes?

Phil: a group of pandas is called an embarrassment of pandas.

Dan: lol.

Phil: a group of flamingos is called a flamboyence of flamingos.

Dan: i knew that you spork.

Phil: a journey of girrafe.
a Arora of polar bear.
a troop of monkeys.

Dan: stop.

Phil: I'm prepared to impress everyone with my new facts about animals.

Dan: *long sigh* uhg I'm almost home.

Phil: okay! See you soon ^-^

Phil layed bed learning about animals until he heard a knock on the door. He jumped up and ran to the door, opening it to find Dan standing with a bag in his hand.

"I'm home" he said with a smirk.

Phil leaned over and kissed Dan on the cheek.

"You peasant. I don't want your sickness" Dan scoffed.

Phil just laughed and went back into his room and Dan followed setting the bag down on the kitchen floor and taking off his shoes. When he got to Phil's room, Phil was already in bed waiting for him. Dan smiled and got into bed with Phil.

Phil leaned his head in Dans shoulder and Dan wrapped his arm around Phil.

"I learned more about animals."

"Uhg, really?" Dan groaned.

"Yeah! Wanna hear?"

"If I say no you're gonna tell me any ways."

Phil nodded happily and started telling Dan all he learned. While Dan seemed annoyed and acted annoyed, he wanted nothing more than to lay with Phil hearing about how badgers make their homes.