HOLOLIVE EN'S BEST ROASTS|Hololive

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3rd POV

"Albedo"

Kiara: Albedo thank you, "Hello Kiara, a few years ago my pet rock sadly died, but watching your Mario Kart streams brought back good memories of him! You both had the same driving skills! Thank you so much Kiara!"

She got roasted at such a calm way.

Kiara: Now listen here Albedo you little shit! Now get your head out of your ass, look at me straight in your face and try to say those things again! Straight into my face.

...Calm down sweetie.

Kiara: I'll eat you alive, Albedo. I'll eat you... Look at how big my mouth is.

Ahh-.. AHHHHH!

Kiara: I can fit you in there completely. Are you sure you want that? Huh?!

"Elvis"

Noir: Have you guys ever had an Elvis? An Elvis is a peanut butter and jelly and super crispy bacon. Oh Canadian bacon. Everything that comes out of Canada is based.

I don't wanna hear the next part..

Noir: Ok everything.. Everything except- (Laugh of regret) everything except Kronii-Senpai, that comes out of Canada is based HAHAHA! ..They're gonna clip that and I'm gonna get murdered. Kydo-Senpai would probably whoop me.

You done goof now.

"Baby Game"

Gura: Push!

Amelia: Wow. 'Key

Gura: This game is easy

Amelia: Well...

Gura: Is this a baby game? Is this game made for babies? Where's the challenge?

Amelia: Hahaha! I think it's made for the people in your chat.

Hot damn!

Gura: ...Ngk...

Amelia: Come on Gura.

Gura: T-That's j-haha.. That's j-just absolute-Haha!

"Little Munchkin"

Y/N: So chat, here we have our donuts called Munchkins, they're little balls but are pretty cheap.

Bae: Do they taste good?

Y/N: Yeah, I just got this from a filipino delicacy.

Bae: Why is it called Munchkins?

Y/N: Well, it's because they're small. Why? Are you mad?

Bae: Mad? For what?

Y/N: Because the way I said Munchkin does it hurt you because you're small as hell?

Aye, bro you gotta chill!

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