Dabi POV
I saw Endeavors face, my blood boiled. "Villains" He said with a stern tone. I rolled my eyes, nudging Shigs shoulder. He looked over and scoffed. "Squeaker come here" I called out to the bundle of joy who was looking out the window mesmerized by the scenery. Y/N looked at me then Enji and ran over to me. I picked her up and sat her down between me and Crusty. "Hey Endeavor! There's nothing for yo-" Bird Brain cut himself off when he saw me and Endeavor glaring at one another. "I can explain" Hawks said, stepping between me and Enji. I turned my head away from Enji when Y/N tugged at my arm. I hummed looking at the young girl. "Can I use your phone?" She asked quietly, I took my phone out and unlocked it handing it to the young girl. I looked back at Endeavor and saw that he had sat down across from us. Hawks on the other hand was sitting at his desk doing god knows what. From what I could hear Dusty was scratching his neck again. I grabbed the couch cushion that was behind me and I hit Crusty. He head recoiled and he sat there shocked before he grabbed the cushion behind him, smacking me with it. Y/N had snuck out from under our cross fire and sat on the ground next to my feet. Me and Shigs traded hit then I jumped at him and smacked him. He covered his face with the pillow while I just kept hitting him with the pillow. We were both laughing, finally Shigs pushed me off of him and we got back to hitting each other as many times as we could. By the end of it I was crying blood and Crusty was holding his stomach. "And here you guys are Japans most wanted villains" Endeavor said but I couldn't breath so I just left it be. I could hear Y/N watching YouTube, but I couldn't tell what through me and Shigs cackling.
Finally we calmed our laughing fit and Crusty through a box of tissues at me. I took 5 of them out at once and wiped the blood off my face. "Hey Dabi!" Y/N said pausing her video. "Yeah?" I asked throwing the tissue box back at Shigaraki. "Why do you cry blood?" She asked tilting her head innocently. I went wide eyed and my lips become a thin line. Well shit. "I burnt my tear ducts off so instead of water it's blood" I explained fixing her hair slightly. "Isn't our bodies made of 70% water tho?" Shigaraki asked with a chuckle. I looked at him confused. "How did you just ask a smart question??" I asked him scooting closer to him. I grabbed his shoulders and shook him slightly. "Where's my boss?" I said jokingly as I scooted back to my spot. "I taxidermied him" he said joking back, I gasped dramatically and put my hand on my chest, pretending to faint. "Not my precious boss" I said being dramatic as all hell. "What ever shall we do?!" I said pretending to get shot. "I'm starting to think y'all ain't threats" Enji said watching us with a puzzled look. "We are but....were all kids on the inside" I said shruging as I tried to think of a better excuse. We honestly arnt threats we just go for goals we don't want anymore. "What the actual fuck" Enji said standing up and walking over to Hawks. "Aye!" I said covering Y/Ns ears, he looked at me and rolled his eyes. I looked at shiga and saw him rolling his eyes playfully at me, with a smile plastered on his face. "Nah b where's my bossy, he don't smile and when he does he fugly" I said jokingly, crawling up onto the arm of the couch. "Ouch!" He said acting offended. "What's your Xbox user?" I said acting to be skeptical, with a playful expression. "DustDaddy69" he said laughing as he covered his face. I laughed with him as he punched my shoulder. "Is that actually what it is?" I asked curiously. Honestly it's be funny if it was, but I had a feeling it wasn't. "No it's HandyHandy1258" he said, scratching his head slightly.
We sat in silence, besides the videos Y/N was watching and the chatter between Hawks and Endeavor. I broke the silence by seeing who would pass the vibe check. "And they were roommates" I said, trying my hardest to not laugh. "OMG they were roommates" I heard everyone but Enji say..even Y/N said it. I chuckled and leaned against the armrest behind me, throwing my feet up onto Shigs lap. "What do you want me to do..rub them" Crusty asked jokingly. I smiled sinisterly as a chuckle escaped my lips. "Yep!" I said, trying to kick off my boots. "oh hell nah!" Shigs said pushing my feet off of him. "Can y'all stop?" Enji asked turning around in his seat. "No" I said with a look that made it seem like it was obvious I wouldn't. I rolled my eyes and was about to say something but I Y/N stopped me by throwing the phone next to me. "I'm bored" she pouted, crossing her arms. I smirked as something came to mind. "Wanna see something cool?" I asked, sitting down next to her on the floor. She nodded and looked at me. I ignited a small flame in my hand, showing it to Y/N but keeping it at a safe distance. The deja vu I got from watching the flame crackle. I remembered doing this with Shoto after Enji trained him to hard. I heard whispers from behind me and I turned around to see Shigs watching the flame contently, while Hawks was doing work and Endeavor...the look on his face it was almost like a cog in his head turned. I snickered and looked back at Y/N, she went to touch it but I jerked my hand away and shook the flame out. "Let's not burn ourselves" I said, looking at her hand to make sure she didn't touch. I kept the hand that I light on fire away from her because I didn't want my staples to burn her. "Who are your parents" Enji asked me as I sat back on the couch with Y/N next to me. "Don't remember" I said as I picked at my staples. I could tell he was skeptical but left it. I looked at Crusty and saw he was about to pass out. Y/N crawled over me and snuggled up to Crusty, falling asleep. I chuckled and sat on my phone while the heroes talked and Crusty and Y/N slept.
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