Chaotic Love: A Artemis Crock Fanfic

Chapter 1: The Day of All Days

It's a nice normal warm day in San Francisco and everything is calm until Minister Blizzard runs out of some jewelry store and shoots at cops with his freeze gun, freezing them solid in place.

Minister Blizzard evilly laughs and then says, "Hahahaha! Fools you dare to try to stop me? Pathetic." He then shoots at more cops with his freeze gun.

Suddenly the cops disappear and Minister Blizzard is confused until he hears someone from behind him.

Mage stands there wearing a magician's outfit similar to Zatara's except instead of a top hat, Mage is wearing a bowler hat.

Mage then says with a somewhat cocky smile, "Man I swear I thought people say I have an ego, you Blizzy top that times four."

Minister Blizzard looks at Mage with anger and then says, "You."

Mage waves at Minister Blizzard and then says confidently, "Yeah it's me, nice to see you Blizzy it seems like someone let you come outside so you can play with the big boys. I'm so proud."

Minister Blizzard grits his teeth in anger and then says, "You insufferable little brat!" He then shoots his freeze gun at Mage.

Mage disappears and then reappears behind Minister Blizzard and hits him in the back of the head in comedic fashion, momentarily incapacitating the ice themed villain.

Mage then says, "Little brat? C'mon Blizzy you can be more inventive with your insults, try a little harder to be more creative, which on the offset seems too difficult for you, you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, just a dull one."

Minister Blizzard regains his senses and then tries to shoot Mage again with his freeze gun but Mage once again disappears and reappears behind him.

Mage then says, "Look I'm on a tight schedule today Blizzy so how about you make this easier for the both of us and turn yourself in already."

Minister Blizzard then says, "Impatient little brat! I'll teach you why not to mess with the master of the cold." He shoots at Mage with his freeze gun.

Mage casts a shield spell and blocks the icy blast and then says, "Sorry Blizzy, that moniker goes to Mister Freeze. Wanna try again?"

Minister Blizzard fumes and seethes with rage and blindly shoots at Mage wildly in a mad frenzy, carelessly endangering innocent bystanders nearby.

Mage casts a spell and gets the innocent bystanders out of the blast radius to safety and then blasts Minister Blizzard with a fireball spell.

Minister Blizzard is struck by the fireball in the chest and knocked off his feet, launching onto the windshield of a nearby car and shattering it from the impact, stirring unconscious.

Mage walks up with his hands clasped behind his back and casually kicks the freeze gun aside on the sidewalk and then says, "Ready to give up? Or am I too late to ask? You look a little 'beaten' up at the moment, Blizzy."

Minister Blizzard regains consciousness and then lunges at Mage, Mage simply side steps to the left casually and watches Minister Blizzard fall right onto his face in humiliation.

Mage playfully yawns in boredom and pretends to check an imaginary watch on his wrist, Minister Blizzard gets up and grabs his freeze gun and prepares to shoot Mage.

Mage grins knowingly and then says, "I wouldn't pull that trigger if you had half a brain Blizzy."

Minister Blizzard ignores this warning and pulls the trigger anyway, which causes the gun to misfire and discharge, freezing Minister Blizzard in place in solid ice.