Genshin Impact Oneshots/Scenarios

I hate that I love you. (Wanderer x Reader)

You know that saying, opposites attract? Well you could say that the exact opposite happens as well. The same repel. The Wanderer is indeed a strange man, and you were also a strange person. You both have a bad attitude, anemo visions, a sad past, and most importantly, incredibly short stature. 

"Will you just shut up already!?" 

"Hmm how about, no!" 

"Oh my Archons are they bickering again...?" Paimon asked as she looked up at an exhausted traveler. 

"Yes. They are." 

"Paimon thinks they're gonna end up in another fight." 

"If they do I'm not stepping in to stop them this time." 

The poor blonde haired traveler looked absolutely exhausted, probably because you and Mr. Hat Guy had been arguing ever since you met each other and they had to break you both up. 

"Can you two at least stop arguing until we get back to the city?! You can argue all your want there when I'm not within ear-shot of your bickering!" 

"I don't make promises I can't keep" (Y/n) said. 

The traveler sighed. 

"That's it I'm leaving." 

And they walked off with Paimon (who was floating, standing Paimon is illegal) back to the city. 

"Have funnn!" (Y/n) shouted at their traveling companion. 

"How do they even tolerate you?!" 

"1. I'm funny, 2. I can fight, 3. I'm not as goddamn annoying as you!" 

"I beg to differ!" 

"Then beg." 

"Over my dead body." 

(Y/n) got out their weapon (whatever you want it to be) "Alright then!" 

"You challenging me to a fight shorty?" 

"Shut up! I'm only one inch shorter than you so you have no right to talk you son of a-"

 He snickered. 

"Make me shut up then, shorty." 

You grabbed him by the collar and kissed him.

"Now will you shut up?!" (Y/n) said, completely red. 

They were both in shock and stood in silence for about 5 minutes. 

"I...uh..." He covered his face with his hat. 

"Do it again." He said very quietly. 

"Wh-wha?" 

"I-i said do it again."

*puts on meme voice*
1, hour, later

"Where are they? Paimon's getting worried!" 

"As long as I'm not around them bickeri-" 

(Y/n) opened the door to their shared inn room and stuffed their face into the pillow. 

"Woah are you ok? Did he kick your *ss and now your ego is bruised?" 

The traveler asked (half) jokingly. 

"I kissed him." 

"..."

"YOU WHAT?!" 

"I said nothing."

Authors note: 

Behold my first chapter!! Lemme know what you think :3