Genshin Impact Oneshots/Scenarios

POV: Saying you're pregnant as a prank

Saw this in a Danganronpa fanfic and I was laughing so hard so here we go

Diluc:

"...Wait what-"

Bro was actually so confused

*elevator music playing as the little cogs in his brain turn*

Then it kicked in 

"WAIT WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN-"

You explained it was a prank and he was semi-p1ssed off but still kinda laughing

Albedo:

Assuming that bro can get you pregnant here we go:

"A-are you being serious?"

"Yes"

"...I understand whether you would like to keep it or not-"

You told him it was a prank and dude just let out a "Why did I fall for that" sigh

Xiao:

"..."

Poor guy had a panic attack on the inside

"Wait how-"

After you told him it was a prank he gave you that "Are you ****ing serious" look

"*sigh* Your childish antics do not amuse me."

"You just didn't want me to get your hopes up did you?"

"..."

Gorou:

The puppi had an internal AND external panik (no typo) attack

He paniked with a K

"OhmyarchonswhatshappeninghowdidIdothis-"

"G-gorou calm down it was a prank-"

He sighed in relief

"I-i think it might be a little too soon for us to be parents (Y/n)-"

Tighnari:

He had been studying and such for the past few weeks so you figured a little prank couldn't hurt

"Hey Nari...?"

"Hm?"

"I'm uh...I'm pregnant."

He stiffened a bit before letting out an awkward laugh

"Y-you're joking right?"

"Yes"

"OH THANK THE ARCHONS-"

Cyno:

You hit him with "The news" casually while you were playing TCG

"..."

"Love your lies are awful."

Yeah I really hope you didn't think he would fall for that ☠

Wanderer:

Can mans even get you pregnant?

Well lets just say he can

You were both cuddling (Yes I know you somehow got him to cuddle it's a miracle) on the couch when you dropped that bomb

You heard him quietly swear under his breathe and tense up

"I-"

You burst out laughing

"Don't worry it was just a prank sweetheart"

He lightly punched you in the arm before hugging you tighter

You could've sworn he said "Dang it"

Kaveh:

Have mercy on his poor soul

Kinda similar to Gorou but more intense

PANIKING WITH A K

You asked him what you should name your child

"Well we could name them after a plant but there are multiple different options wait- OUR CHILD?"

Author's note:

AAAAAA my posting schedule has been crap I apologize

I've been having a lot of schoolwork and such to get done I'll try to post more

If anyone has any requests for a oneshot or headcanon feel free to say so! It might take a bit though cuz me and my lack of i d e a s

Question of the post!

Who's a really really disturbing character that you kin?

For all the Danganronpa and Project Sekai fans out there the most disturbing ones are Nagito and everyone in Nightcord at 25:00 

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