The touch dairies 7
For over a century I’ve lived in secret until now I know the risk but I have to touch her
Damon’s pov
I heard Elena gasp so I walked to the door to see what all the fuss was about but then I froze standing right before me was Katherine. Elena ran away crying but I didn’t bother going after her because she was really smelly and I was actually relieved that she was gone.
“AHHHHHHHHHHH OMG KATHERINE YOUR BACK” I screamed as I ran towards her and pulled her in a bear hug but then I remembered that Katherine knew where I was but she didn’t care.
“oh I forgot I hate you now hmm Orwell toodles” I said as I walked out the door away from Katherine to be honest she smelled really bad as well what is it with doublegangers these days there always smelly do they have a fear of showers or something oh speaking of showers I used to have a fear of showers oh the good old days. I was suddenly pulled into a flashback.
Flashback
I chased after Stefan and tackled him to the ground because we were playing football and he had the ball
“Omg I broke a nail” Stefan said in a girly voice as he studied his nails. Stefan’s face grew red out of anger so I thought that now would be the best time to start running cause Stefan can be pretty scary when he breaks his nails.
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh daddy” I screamed as I ran and hid behind my father’s back.
“Damon your all covered in dirt go have a shower “my father said
“No” I said in a scared voice.
“Um why not”.
“Because showers are scary” I replied.
“For god’s sake Damon your 19 years old it’s time to get over your fear of showers”
End of flashback
I was pulled back into reality by the sound of my phone beeping i checked it and i had a text message from Elena.
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the touch diaries ( a tvd parody)
Fiksi Remajafor over a centry i lived in secret untill now i know the risk but i have to touch her . mistick falls is a deadly place full of lots of germs people who live there has to wear gloves for there hands because of the germs and they cant touch anythin...