"Hey!" I yelled through the microphone, "You know the drill if you don't then what have you been doing?"
Everyone had arrived back into the theater either groaning or annoyed.
"What now?" Chuuya asked
"Did you forget? Well, it's been umm... Well I have bad memories anyways you will be reacting to PM or Port Mafia gender-bend" I said through the speaker
"You are not appearing this time?" Atsushi questioned
"I got lazy and I go back here after I'm done talking so I see no point right now," I said, "Now let's begin so I can go do random things that you guys won't get I guess?"
"Yay, I can't wait!" Kenji said with a smile
The screen changed You guys know the drill
"Yuck it's Chibi I need bleach right now!" Dazai yelled
"Shut up I look hot!" Chuuya yelled back
"I think you look nice Chuuya," Atsushi said
"Thanks umm what's your name again?" Chuuya asked
"It's Atsushi" Atsushi answered
"Argh! How dare you Atsushi side with him! I'm so sad I could cry" Dazai moaned
"Dazai! Don't worry I think you are the coolest!" Akutagawa shouted but Dazai just ignored him
"I'm so alone I could just commit su*s*de" Dazai stood up
"Don't commit that I don't want to have a dead body here" I said through the speaker
"Hatrack looks crazy drunk again but just if he was female," Dazai said with an annoying tone
"I know I get drunk but at least I can look good while drunk!" Chuuya shouted then folded his arms across his chest
"If they keep shouting my ears will bleed," Ranpo said as he petted Karl who was on his lap
"I still don't know why we are here," Some of the ADA said
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Bungo Stray Dogs React to stuff
FanfictionBSD reacts to random stuff. If there is anything you would like them to react ask away. They will react to stuff like ships, fanart, AUs and more WARNING: I DONT OWN ANYTHING BUT MY CHARACTER