Bungo Stray Dogs React to stuff

Atsushi became a mom for a day (+Dazai) pt2

"Alright I'm back in action," I said

"That's great so can we hurry?" Ranpo asked

"Don't be hasty things come slowly" I said

"Whatever you say" Ranpo sighed 

"So what are we doing today?" Kenji asked

"Well it's just the same thing part 2," I said

"Cool!" Kenji said

"Ok, are you ready to react?" I asked, everyone was silent

"Yeah!" Kenji yelled

"Thank you, Kenji! Now!" A smoke screen appeared on stage and I was gone once again.

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Dazai was walking around the PM's base looking around when he suddenly busted through a door somehow already carrying someone under his arms.

"I'm going to murder you!" Someone yelled

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"Ok well that's a start," Kouyou said

"Yeah, so who is this now?" Yosano asked

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"Put me down you lazy, good for nothing Mackeral!" A small Chuuya yelled

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"Wow well it was expected," Yosano said

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"Oh come on Chibi why were you the only one I ran into who remembers me?" Dazai asked

"I wish I could forget someone like you, you pain in the ass," He said

"Anyways do you know where the others are?" Dazai asked

"... No clue," Chuuya said

"Well you're useless you can just stay here I'm going to find them," Dazai said

"And why should I sit here and wait when you are going after them? Also, it's surprised you even care to go find them" Chuuya said

"Oh Chibi you don't think I care for others, do you really think I'm that-" 

"It was Atsushi" Chuuya said

"... It was Atsushi" Dazai repeated

"I knew it" 

"That's a first"

"Shut up!"

"No way"

"Go to hell!"

"Already in hell"

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"Oh please I don't want to hear their bickering it lasts longer than me cooking food and waiting for it in the oven and it doesn't even take that long," Ranpo said

"Ranpo you can't cook," Poe said

"That's not the point," Ranpo said

"Shut up we don't take that long!" Chuuya yelled from his seat

"No, you definitely do Hatrack" Dazai said

"Shut up and you are part of it! You can't exclude yourself!" Chuuya yelled

"No it's mainly just you, while I listen to the calming white noise as I block out your annoying voice," Dazai said

"What did you just say?" Chuuya gets up from his seat