I like you even more than pizza (Book two in the Pizza series)

The Pizza Reunion

I met a girl named Sugar Snobface. Fine, her last name isn't actually Snobface but whatever.

And who names there kid Sugar? She called me fat. I called her skinny. She took that as a compliment. Am I that bad at insults?

I thought she would my best friend.

"Hi. Want to eat pizza with me?"

And then she swore. She said a terrible word in the sentence that followed.

"I'm on a d*et." She said.

A diet! (Sorry, I didn't bleep that one out.)

ITS JUST SO INAPPROPRIATE!

"Just to let you know, I'm on a d*et too! A pizza d*et!"

Then I stormed off and ate pizza and watched Netflix in my dorm room.

After about two hours, I heard a knock on my door.

I sat up and pulled myself out of the tent I had made while I watched "friends".

"JAKE!" I screamed

"CLAIRE!" I could hear from outside.

I ran to the door and quickly unlocked all eight of the locks.

Stupid people locking me up in this torturous room with NO pizza!

I saw Jake standing there in a tuxedo holding a garlic anchovies and red pepper pizza box and a pizza flower (a.k.a. A sunflower with a mini pizza stuck to the centre).

"JAKE!" I screamed

"CLAIRE!" He yelled and wrapped his arms around me. "I don't know what I was thinking, leaving you here all alone with out me or pizza! So I'm going to rescue you and then we can run off into the sunset."

"But Jake," I said looking far of into the distance. "There's... someone else."