I like you even more than pizza (Book two in the Pizza series)

9999 pizzas topped with another pizza

Last time on "I like you even more than pizza"...

"But Jake," I said looking far of into the distance. "There's... someone else."

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"Who is it Claire?" Jake asked. His eyes filling with tears.

"Oh, no one. I just joking. I love you and only you." I explained.

"Okay, let's run away together into the sunset!"

Then Jake got on some horse and then jumped right off for some odd reason.

"Yes, I will. The only thing that could make my happier is 1000 pizzas."

Jake gave me a devilish smile. "Speaking of."

Then he opened the door and 1000 pizzas poured out.

"Yay, what topping did you bring?"

"Toppings?" Jake asked confused.

"Yes, the extra yummyness you pour and place on top of a dessert or pizza!!!"

"Okay, give me a minute..." he quickly grabbed a pizza off the large pile.

"We will top these pizzas with a pizza." He declared triumphantly.

"Yay! This is the best day of my life. I have you, pizza, and I'm getting out of this miserable place. Everything is looking up for me!"

"And it's our 2 month wedding anniversary!" Jake exclaimed

"We'll even get free pizza at the cafeteria."

Jake and I walked to the schools cafeteria and asked the lady for some pizza. She gave us a box with a bride and groom on top like we had on our wedding cake.

It was actually good pizza for once!!!

"Jake, I would like to sing you a song."

I stood up on one of the cafeteria tables. "EH HE HE HEMM"
Everyone looked at me. "I'd like to sing you all a Happy Working Song.

Come my little friends as we all sing a happy little working song"

I turned and pointed at people to sing my song with me.

"Merry little voices clear and strong

Come and roll your sleeves up - so to speak - and pitch in"

People started to get up. They held each others hands and skipped around the table I was standing on. They began splitting off in groups cleaning the cafe and kitchen and places around the prison.

"Cleaning crud up in the kitchen as we sing along

Trill a cheery tune in the tub as we scrub a stubborn mildew stain

Pluck a hairball from the shower drain to that gay refrain of a happy

working song

We'll keep singing without fail - otherwise we'd spoil it

Hosing down the garbage pail and scrubbing up the toilet - ooh!

How we enjoy letting loose with a little ladadumdumdum!

While we're emptying the vacu-um it's such fun to hum a happy

working song - ooh! -

A happy working song"

My audience could tell my song was coming to an end, even the guards could tell and stopped yelling (and interrupting my beautiful singing voice *I say this with the upmost sarcasticness) at me to stop my song. It was time to pull out the big guns.

"Oh how strange a place to be

'till Edward comes for me, my heart is sighing

Still, as long as I am here I guess a new experience could be worth

trying

Hey! Keep drying!

You can do a lot when you've got such a happy working tune to hum

While you're sponging up the soapy scum

We adore each filthy chore that we determine

So friends, even though you're vermin, we're all happy working (Dum)

Singing as we fetch the detergent box for the smelly shirts and the

stinky socks

Sing along

If you can not sing then hum along

As we're finishing our happy working song!

Suddenly two criminals rushed in wearing rainbow jump suits and throwing candy out of their pockets. They were soon followed by a group of 10 security guards who were yelling "Don't eat the candy, it's poison". So what else were us criminals supposed to do but eat the candy?

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