I like you even more than pizza (Book two in the Pizza series)

I got one less pizza problem

Youpy, Jakes coming to visit me today. It's been 2 months since I arrived at boarding school and I've missed him so much!

We didn't actually get divorced because I didn't sing the papers.

I'm so excited to see him! We're going to eat lots of pizza.

Boarding school has been terrible and I've tried to escape 12 times.

THEY DONT HAVE GOOD PIZZA! SOMEBODY HELP ME!

I've recently been writing a diary about my time at boarding school. Perhaps it will become famous like Anne-Franks. Here is one of my entry's.

Day 1,
Today was a horrible day. My true love , Jake has sent me away. He could have at least had the decency to choose a good boarding school.

We had pizza for dinner. I was excited to at least have something good around this place. Sadly, the pizza tasted worse than a hippopotamuses backside. I wrote a poem about it;

Pizza, oh pizza
Where aren't though been?
Did you sail on a sail boat
And sees to be seen?

Did your sauce become mouldy
And peepers not green?
How I wish you were good
As I had once foreseen

Yes, I know I am the best writer and this place is so boring. You don't even know!

It's filled with preppy girls who are ALL OBSESSED WITH STARBUCKS!

I don't get it! Why not pizza, everyone loves pizza!

But no nothing goes my way anymore! They all say my name is strange and they hate my guts.

Claire cornfoot-jigglejam what's so wrong with that!

Since Jake and I got married two months ago I stole his name so now I believe he's just Jake no jigglejam.

I'm extremely excited to see him again and the best part is, he's brining PIZZA!

AN: no we're not dead. We hope you loved the first chapter <3 comment of you would like a whole book about Claire's diary! We would love to make one! May the odds be ever in your favour!