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My life is shitty so vote please

So i read but then books are also shitty
TELL ME WHY THESE AUTHORS BE PLAYING WITH MEEEE RHEY BE COCKBLOCKING PROFESSIONALLY LIKE GAWD DAYUM CAN WE GET SOME SMUT PLEASE TF

i just read stepbrother without reading anastasia or wtv and bitch that shit had me crying like a mf in not gonna say too much but i need a book three on andrea and him taking over the mafia and why tf is anastasia only 10 parts??? Bitch what the fuck

Anyways so im finna go back to school on September 5th or sum and im not trana be around all these new kids like wtf

Also i went to wawa (convenience store on the east coast) and the cashier kept talking to me nd craking jokes and i really wasnt in the mood like i was just hungry ashh and i think he could tell i wasnt happy bro AND THEY TOOK FOREVER MAKING MY DRINK LIKE TF

My day lowkey sucked bc at my church today we had a womens meeting thing and i literally helped alot and these hoes really told me i cpuldnt eat the food until after ALL THE GUEST ate first im like bitch tf you mean i gotta wait for all these slow ass old ass bitches to get they food fuh no so i got my shii an di ate b4 evb else and i dont care at the fuck all like yal asses can starve but im not bc its 2 fucking pm and i aint ate shit since 10 last fucking night all i have was sum fucking McDonald's fries like bitch

Why tf is cleaning so fucking hard like my ass is scared imma see a bug GOD FORBID bc i will burn the whole house down...deadass

I was 7 and there was a fly in my house so i put a grape on sum foil and put it in h microwave but left the door open sorta like a trap for the fly and when the fly went into the microwave i shut the door and was gonna turn it on but ig i slammed it so hard my mom heard and asked what i was doing and my dumb/ smart ass told her. 😁😁

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