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𝗗𝗮𝘇𝗮𝗶 𝗢𝘀𝗮𝗺𝘂 𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗔𝘁𝘀𝘂𝘀𝗵𝗶 𝗡𝗮𝗸𝗮𝗷𝗶𝗺𝗮 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝟭𝟬 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲

𝗗𝗮𝘇𝗮𝗶 𝗢𝘀𝗮𝗺𝘂 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 "𝗙𝗼𝗿 𝗰𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝗸𝗶𝗱𝘀 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 😈"

𝗗𝗮𝘇𝗮𝗶 𝘀𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗞𝘂𝗻𝗶𝗸𝗶𝗱𝗮 𝗗𝗼𝗽𝗽𝗼 𝘁𝗼 "Dazai's sugar daddy 😍"
𝗗𝗮𝘇𝗮𝗶 𝘀𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗔𝘁𝘀𝘂𝘀𝗵𝗶 𝗡𝗮𝗸𝗮𝗷𝗶𝗺𝗮 𝘁𝗼 "Dazai and Kunikida's cat"
𝗗𝗮𝘇𝗮𝗶 𝘀𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗖𝗵𝘂𝘂𝘆𝗮 𝗡𝗮𝗸𝗮𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮 𝘁𝗼 "Chihuahua"
𝗗𝗮𝘇𝗮𝗶 𝘀𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗥𝘆𝘂𝗻𝗼𝘀𝘂𝗸𝗲 𝗔𝗸𝘂𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗮𝘄𝗮 𝘁𝗼 "Prince of Darkness 🖤🥀"
𝗗𝗮𝘇𝗮𝗶 𝘀𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗙𝘆𝗼𝗱𝗼𝗿 𝗗𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗼𝘆𝗲𝘃𝘀𝗸𝘆 𝘁𝗼 "Rat prince 🐀👑"
𝗗𝗮𝘇𝗮𝗶 𝘀𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗧𝗮𝗻𝗶𝘇𝗮𝗸𝗶 𝗝𝘂𝗻-𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗿𝗼 𝘁𝗼 "Ginger"
𝗗𝗮𝘇𝗮𝗶 𝘀𝗲𝘁 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 "I love Women (and men)"

I love Women (and men):
😈

Rat prince 🐀👑:
?
Why am I here?

Chihuahua:
Dazai what the fuck is this

I love Women (and men):
😈😈

𝗖𝗵𝗶𝗵𝘂𝗮𝗵𝘂𝗮 𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗚𝗶𝗻 𝗔𝗸𝘂𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗮𝘄𝗮 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝟯 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲

I love Women (and men):
NO

𝗥𝗮𝘁 𝗣𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲 🐀👑 𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗡𝗶𝗸𝗼𝗹𝗮𝗶 𝗚𝗼𝗴𝗼𝗹 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗦𝗶𝗴𝗺𝗮

I love Women (and men):
STOP 😡

𝗥𝗮𝗻𝗽𝗼 𝗘𝗱𝗼𝗴𝗮𝘄𝗮 𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗘𝗱𝗴𝗮𝗿 𝗔𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗻 𝗣𝗼𝗲

Chihuahua:
Make us

𝗥𝗮𝗻𝗽𝗼 𝘀𝗲𝘁 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 "NO.1 BEST STUDENT"
𝗡𝗢.𝟭 𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗦𝗧𝗨𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝘀𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗘𝗱𝗴𝗮𝗿 𝗔𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗻 𝗣𝗼𝗲 𝘁𝗼 "Theatre Kid"

Rat prince 🐀👑:
No one listened to you lmao

I love Women (and men):
This is still MY gc 😡

𝗜 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗪𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻 (𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗲𝗻) 𝘀𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗡𝗶𝗸𝗼𝗹𝗮𝗶 𝗚𝗼𝗴𝗼𝗹 𝘁𝗼 "Roquefort Cookie as a clown"

Sigma:
Stop adding me everywhere please..

𝗦𝗶𝗴𝗺𝗮 𝘀𝗲𝘁 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 "Leave me alone you queers"

𝗜 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗪𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻 (𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗲𝗻) 𝘀𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗞𝗮𝗷𝗶 𝘁𝗼 "Oliver Tree 😕"

Kouyou:
NOT OLIVER TREE

𝗞𝗼𝘂𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗲𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 "Melanie Martinez"
𝗬𝗼𝘀𝗮𝗻𝗼 𝘀𝗲𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 "I love Women"

I love Women (and men):
You copied me 😕

I love Women:
Except you're gay

Roquefort Cookie as a clown:
@Dazai's sugar daddy 😍 @Leave me alone you queers @I love Women (and men) Help me fight the Scara boss

Leave me alone you queers:
Do it yourself, I have homework to do

I love Women (and men):
L

Roquefort Cookie as a clown:
😕

Dazai's sugar daddy 😍:
You guys have a quiz, go study

Roquefort Cookie as a clown:
But 😕

𝗔𝗻𝗴𝗼 𝘀𝗲𝘁 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 "Help"
𝗢𝗱𝗮 𝘀𝗲𝘁 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 "Orphan Father"
𝗚𝗶𝗻 𝘀𝗲𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 "Kuromi"
𝗛𝗶𝗴𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗶 𝘀𝗲𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 "My Melody"
𝗞𝗲𝗻𝗷𝗶 𝘀𝗲𝘁 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 "Cow Lover"
𝗞𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗸𝗮 𝘀𝗲𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 "Rabbit Tofu"

NO.1 BEST STUDENT:
@Theatre Kid lets study in the library together

Theatre Kid:
Ah, alright (｡ﾉω＼｡)

Help:
I FORGOT ABOUT THE QUIZ

Melanie Martinez:
I ended up falling asleep to music instead of studying

Roquefort Cookie as a clown:
@I love Women (and men) Stop stealing everything in my world

Dazai's sugar daddy 😍:
Go study as well

Roquefort Cookie as a clown:
😕

I love Women (and men):
LMAO L