Oh, Uh... My Bad?

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(A/N: Y/f/n means your friend 's name.)

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?
Hey Y/f/n!!!
It' s me!!!
How are you?
Sorry to disturb you at 3am. I was free so I thought why not.

?????
Kid, you should be asleep. Do your parents know you're up?

?
I'm assuming you aren't Y/f/n?

?????
Yes, I'm not Y/f/n
Tho, you still didn't answer my question. What are you up at 3am? Do your parents know?

?
Oh, Uh… My Bad?
Couldn't sleep.
Nah, my parents died in a car crash.

?????
Oh, shit!
I'm so sorry, kid.

?
It's fine, don't worry.

?????
What can't you sleep?

?
*shrugs* God knows.

?????
Kid, go to sleep! It's important.

?
I'm not a kid!

?????
Oh, then what is your age?

?
15.

?????
You are a kid. And you shouldn't go around telling random people your age. I could be a serial killer, for all you know.

?
I'm not a kid.
I doubt you're a serial killer.

?????
Why? I could be.

?
Well, first off a serial  killer wouldn't go around telling people that they are a serial killer.
Secondly, you don't act like it.

?????
Fine, OK. You win
Now go to sleep.

?
Alright, but first I need a name for you you. The question marks are getting annoying.

?????
Call me…
Spider

?
Uh, okay. As you wish.

? Has changed ????? To  ✨SpIdEr✨

✨SpIdEr✨
And what should I call you?

?
Ummm, lemme think.
What about… drumroll please.
Harry Pottah

✨SpIdEr✨
OK, so I take it you like Harry Potter?

✨Spider✨ has changed ? To Harry Pottah

Harry Pottah
Yasss!!!!

✨SpIdEr✨
We'll, now go to sleep.

Harry Pottah
Fine!
Goodnight!!

✨SpIdEr✨
Goodnight, kid.
Sleep well.

3rd Person POV/ Narrator's POV

Y/n smiles to herself, happy to talk to spider. She decides to take spider's advice and go to sleep. And within a matter of 10 minutes she's asleep.

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