People, Lots And Lots Of People

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Dumb
???
(Sent an hour ago)

Mom <3
Kid, where are you?
Is everything alright?
(Sent an hour ago)

Bow 'n arrow
You good?
(Sent an hour ago)

Me
I'm back from the dead.

Mom <3
What?!

Dumb
Kid, are you okay?

Me
I'm okay. My phone actually died because of low battery. So, yeah.

Mom <3
That means you spend too much time on your phone.

Bow' n arrow
Geez, Nat. Let the kid live.

Dumb
Yeah!

Me
Yeah, mom! Lemme live.
Thanks guys!

Mom<3
You're all kids, I swear.

Me
But, you love us!

Mom<3
Sadly, yes.

Bow 'n arrow
Anyways, Harry, you want to meet our friends?

Me
Yeah, I'd love to.

Dumb
Okay kid. Get ready for this.

Me
Okay...?

Dumb created a group chat with you, Mom<3, Bow' n arrow and 13 unknown.

???1
What is this?

???2
Yeah, what cap said.

???3
Tony, you wanna say something? I get the feeling you're involved in this.

???4
It's a group chat, Cap.

???5
Who is this unknown person?

???6
You want me to hack into their number and obatin all information?

???7
WHAT IS THIS?

???8
Brother, shut up. Or I'll stab you.

???9
No need to be so violent. Your caps lock is on, by the way.

???10
Who do we have here?

???11
Uh...hi?

???12
Does anyone wanna explain something?

???13
May I ask, who this  unknown number is?

Me
I must say you know quite a lot of people.
Anyways, call me Harry Pottah, I'm Nat's friend.
Now, to the point. I need names for all of you. The question marks are annoying.

???10
Me first! Call me sonic, cuz I'm like super fast.

Me
OK, Sloth it is.

Sloth
Hey!

Me
Next, please.

Dumb
???1 old man, he's like ancient.

Me
Grandpa, it is.

Bow 'n arrow
???4 Bucket

Me
I'm not gonna question that.

???12
Who are you?

Me
Mr. Smarty Pants, it is. I already told you. I'm Harry Pottah.

Dumb
I'm supposed to be smart!

Mr. Smarty Pants
Kid, respect please.

Me
Pfft. Whatever.
Like I care.

Bucket
Ha! Deserved.

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