Full Metal Soul Eater

How about a borrowed wrench

WARNING: ALOT OF CAPS LOCK THOSE WITH WEAK HEARTS DON'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST CAPS LOCK SOME ALREADY FAINTED!

"Al. WE GOTTA HIDE. WE GOTTA HIDE!" Ed is running around looking for some place to hide.

"EDWARD!!! ALPHONSE!!!!!! YOU TWO ARE FREACKING DEAD!!!!!!!!" That mysterious voice yelled.

"Brother she's getting closer! I think she knows we're here!(T^T)" Al says worriedly.

"Who is that Ed?" Maka and Liz ask.

"Well. Ugh. You see..." Ed starts.

"HA!!! GOT YOU PRETTY BOY!!!!!!" The mysterious girl comes from nowhere. She jumps then bounces of Al's head. The impact was so hard Alphonse fell. She aimed towards Ed and then took a swing.

(Violence so harsh I can't describe it.)

"Owwwwww!"Ed whined. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR ELINA?!"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'WHAT WAS THAT FOR'?!" Elina screamed practically furious."THAT WAS FOR DITCHING ME AND LEAVING ME WITH MUSTANG!!!!!! I WAS STUCK THERE BEING FORCED TO TRY ON THE NEW UNIFORMS. IM WEARING A FREAKING MINISKIRT ED!!!" She stood with the pink female military uniforms.

"THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO HIT ME WITH A WRENCH!!!"Ed screamed back.

"THAT'S THE ONLY THING THAT'LL WORK WITH YOU. I'VE TRIED PUNCHING BUT APPARENTLY BORROWING WINRY'S WRENCH IS BETTER!!!" Elina screamed in reply. Ed stared bleeding from his head. "Huuuuuuugh.(sigh) C'mon. I'll bandage you up." Elina said. Still mad of course.

"We'll show you to the nurse's office. Al do you need help getting up?" Maka finally cut in. She looked over to Al who's head has gone missing. "Al?!" Maka begins to freak out.

"Don't worry I got it!"Ed and Elina say.

"I'll find his head." Elina volunteers.

"Kay. I'll help him up." Ed replies.

"What's going on here?!" Maka, Soul, And Liz ask.

"Hahahaha" Patty giggles. "He has no head! He has no head!"

"Hehehe. Yeah. See al lost his body. I kinda attached his soul to this armor"Ed said nervously.

"Empty armor. I guess that's cool" Soul stated. Kid finally got ahold of himself.

"That armor." Kid looked closely. "IT'S PERFECTLY SYMMETRICAL!!!!!" I ran out of ideas 😅 (needed some symmetrical kid rant of course)

So they went to the nurses office and cleared things up.

"Oh. So you tried to bring back your mom?" Soul finally understood.

"WHAT A BEAUTIFUL STORY ED!!!" Maka and Liz were gushing (>A< I friggin hate them right now!!!).

"Yeah. Well Elina's is better" Ed says after Elina cleaned the injury.

"Hey. Don't pass it on to me" Elina starts bandaging Ed up. "Any way. I'm still mad at you for leaving!"

"Sorry about that." Ed said innocently.

"Sorry doesn't cut it. We're partners. (Just to kinda strike Maka and Liz just so they back off but nope. They're too damn persistent.) We do things together. I'm your assigned guardian. And just because you can do alchemy without a transmutation circle doesn't make you special" She scraggles his hair."I can do that too. The fact that you have a partner that's loyal to you makes you special." She kisses Ed's head (because his mom did that when he got hurt as a kid) Ed laughed a bit cause he knew why she kissed his head. "Now my little man (what his mom called him) stand tall and walk forward." Elina smiled.

"What was THAT?!" Maka and Liz asked each other. "She has just brought war!!!!" They both nodded at each other. (BRING IT ON!!!! >A<!!!)

"So Ed. Al. Elina. Will you three stay with Soul and I? (DAMMIT SHE USED PROPER GRAMMAR!! IT'S ON!!)" Maka asked then gave a quick glare at Elina. Elina noted this. She returned a look that said. 'Ill explain later'.

"But two months is a long time. It is summer break. So why don't you stay with us for half the time." Liz jumped in and Kid And Patty agreed. (Kid likes al's symmetry.)

"Sounds good to me. Whadda you two think?" Ed turned to al and Elina.

"Sounds great. Thank you for you kindness." Al bowed politely.

"Sure. Whatever. Thanks. But Ed. If we stay here try to stay out of trouble." Elina responded (aghhhhh. I sound like winry !! My real name isn't Elina btw)

"I won't make any promises" Ed chuckled. They left for Maka and Souls house. It started out quiet. What none of the five knew that they were being watched. He stood high and out of sight waiting to strike and prove who's best.

A/N: HIYAAAAAAA!!! Sorry I've been gone a while. I've been swamped with school work TAT. Well Elina is from my other fanfic the crystal alchemist. She's ed's body guard. I haven't finished the story yet. Well she's technically not Ed's body guard she's actually a translator but she protects him lot so she considers herself his body guard. Any way new book coming out. 'No one is normal. Yet some, human' short name. 'No one is normal' look for it. Anyways. Ive got an account on paigee world with a pic of elina in the uniform. My username is camario. Sooooooooo. Bye. astalavista.

Why are you still here? Go home! LEAVE ME ALOOOOONE. THE CHAPTER IS OVER!!!!!!!!