Punkflower oneshot/headcanon book (REQUESTS OPENED)

Incorrect Punkflower quotes pt 2 - 🌷

 its been over a month since I did this but here we are
 do you guys want this to be an ongoing series?
 yes or no (please tell me in the comments-)

 Punkflower:

 Miles: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
 Hobie: Three words.
 Miles:

 Miles: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
 Hobie, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
 Miles:
 Miles: fsh

 Hobie: Today is a day of running through hurdles.
 Miles: Aren't you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?
 Hobie: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.


 Miles: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
 Hobie: Oh, I'm always running
 Hobie: The question is from what


 Miles: Is something burning?
 Hobie: Just my love for you.
 Miles: Hobie, the toaster is on fire.

 Hobie: It's dark in here
 Miles: Don't worry dude I got this
 Miles: *Stomps their feet*
 Miles: *Skechers light up*

 Hobie: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
 Miles: I think you mean cards.
 Hobie, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

 *Hobie and Miles skipping stones on lake*
 Miles: It's such a beautiful evening.
 Hobie, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

 Miles, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
 Hobie: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.



 Pavitr, Miles & Hobie:

 Hobie, whispering to Miles, who's on the phone with Pavitr: Ask him something!
 Miles: How are you feeling?
 Pavitr: Good.
 Hobie: Something personal!
 Miles: At what age did you first get your period?
 Hobie: *Wheeze*


 Hobie: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
 Miles: Wasn't Pavitr with you?
 Pavitr: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

 Miles: Why are you on the floor?
 Hobie: I'm depressed.
 Hobie: Also I was stabbed, can you get Pav.


 Arachnid-kid issues:

 Pavitr: Why is Miles so sad?
 Hobie: He took one of those "Which Character Are You?" quizzes
 Pavitr: And...?
 Hobie: He got Gwen.

 Hobie: Miles, I'm sad.
 Miles: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
 Gwen: Margo, I'm sad.
 Margo, nodding: mood.


 Pavitr: Truth or Dare
 Hobie: Uhhh.. dare.
 Pavitr: Kiss the hottest person in the room
 Hobie: Alrigh'
 Hobie: *Stands up*
 Hobie: *Walks over to Gwen*
 Gwen: *Blush*
 Hobie: Can you move so I can get to Miles?

 Bonuses w/ Miguel:

 *Hobie and Miles sitting in jail together*
 Hobie: So who should we call?
 Miles: I'd call Miguel, but I feel safer in jail

 Miguel: Nothing in life is free.
 Miles: Love is free!
 Pavitr: Adventure is free!!
 Gwen: Knowledge is free.
 Hobie: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

 Miguel: Anyone d-
 Miles: Depressed?
 Hobie: Drained?
 Pavitr: Dumb?
 Gwen: Disliked?
 Miguel: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

 GHOSTBYTE EXTRA BONUS!!!!:

 Gwen: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
 Margo: You and me!!!
 Gwen, tearing up: Okay.

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