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"What we doing today?" I laid down on my couch.
"Ima go see my girlfriend." Jay shrugs.
"What fucking girlfriend?" Me and Naz say in unison while laughing.
"Fallon .. " He looks at us as if we were crazy.
"That girl is not ur girlfriend. You are preying on that poor child." Naz tells him.
"No I'm not." Jay rolls his eyes.
"She's 16 Jay." We watch Jay's jaw drop in horror.
"Oh my god, i'm a predator." Jay stands up and locks himself in the bathroom.
"Yooo." I burst out laughing.
"Maybe it would've been better if you and her got together. You wouldn't be preying on her." Naz shrugs.
"Maybe." I go on my phone.
Jay unlocks the bathroom door. "I'm out."
"Where you going?" I ask.
"To my crib." And with that he leaves.
Fallon starts calling my phone. I answer.
"Hel-"
"Why did Jay break up but not break up with me?!" She yells.
"Good morning. How are you? Oh me, I'm doing fine." I smile at her.
"My bad. But what happened?" She asked.
"He figured out you were a minor." Naz says.
"And he didn't know that already?" She groans.
"Well in his defense, you don't look like a 16 year old." I shrug.
"And you don't look like a newly 18 year old. I thought you was somebody's 25 year old baby father, come to fucking find out we got the same birthday and you're an 05." She rolls her eyes.
"We got the same birthday?" I asked.
"Yep. April 5th." Naz nods
"Y'all were meant to be." Naz mouths and I roll my eyes.
"Damn. He was good kisser." She sighs.
"Okay end that right there." I drop my phone.
"Age ain't nothing but a numberrr, age ain't nothing but a numberrrr." Fallon sings causing Naz to burst out laughing.
"Okay now shut the fuck up." I shake my head.
"I'm adding him to the call." She rolls her eyes and adds him.
He joins. "Wassup?"
"Fallon has something to show you. Right Fal?" I look at her.
"Yup!" She clears her voice. "Age ain't nothing but a numberrrrr. Age ain't nothing but a numberrrr. Number ain't nothing but a thanggg. Number ain't nothing but a thang babyyy." She smiles.
"Yo what bro." Jay laughs.
"Did you like it?" She asked.
"It was something. If you like it, then that's all that matters." Jay says causing me to laugh.
"But we can't be together Fallon. We're 3 years apart." Jay sighs.
"Okay but it's consensual so... and it's not like you're 29 and i'm 16. You're 18 and i'm 16. We can make it work." Fallon shakes her head.
"I think you should think this through. Don't want any statutory rape charges." I add.
"We won't have sex until i'm 18." Fallon smiles.
"That's a dub. Sorry Fal." Jay sighs.
"Ugh. Ima go get back together with Dd. I'll talk to yall later." Fallon jokes and leaves the call.
"The fuck did she say?" I sit up.
"Dd as in Dd Osama?" Jay looks at the phone.
"Now you know she not coming back around." Naz laughs. "Look what y'all done did."
"You told me she was 16!" Jay yells.
"It's a known fact. Come on now." Naz gives Jay a 'really' face.
"You couldn't have just taken her back and not had sex?" I asked.
