SBI X READER ONESHOTS

Flirting 101

By Tynntynn on tumblr

summary (she/her): when tommy reveals to his brothers that he likes a girl in one of his classes, they call you over to help teach him how to flirt. but you didn't expect that you would be the one they would flirt with..

warning: swearing, maybe some suggestive content?, terrible flirting, sibling banter

"this is the worst thing you guys have ever called me over for," you spoke blandly, arms crossed tiredly over your chest as you stood in the sbi kitchen. but the three boys were serious in their intentions.

phil was out of town for business, and it showed in his sons. wilbur and tommy were obviously running on very little sleep, the kitchen faintly smelled of an attempt at cooking gone wrong, and the empty cans of energy drinks and soda spilling over the recycling bin were definitely not something their father would normally allow. and now they had called you until you awoke from your sleep, insisting they needed you for an urgent "lesson".

the two older sbi brothers were trying to teach tommy how to flirt.

"we've done worse," wilbur only offered to your unamused words.

you gave him a look before turning to the blonde, who sat with a stubborn blush on his face at the kitchen table. "who's the girl, tommy?"

"she's in my chemistry class," he grumbled. "but i don't need help flirting! im doing just fine on my own!"

"if you were doing that well, you'd have a date," wilbur retorted with a teasing smirk. "so sit back and watch how it's done." he turned to you and your eyes widened.

"im the test subject?" you scoffed, though you couldn't deny the blush that creeped up your neck at the thoughts swirling through your mind. "that's bullshit!"

"you're a female," wilbur shrugged.

"techno has long hair, just use him!" you retorted, waving to the quiet brother standing off to the side.

"please don't," the pink-haired man offered. you frowned.

"please," wilbur begged, ducking his head to look at you with pouting eyes. "we'll buy you breakfast."

you sighed, now aware of the grumbling stomach you had ignored since you answered their call that morning. you turned away from his expectant gaze. "fine."

he silently cheered before composing himself. "okay, pretend you're doing chemistry things." you rolled your eyes before turning, faking like you were moving things around with your hands. wilbur strutted up to you, catching your attention by speaking, "hey, morning."

you gave him an exaggerated smile that made techno snort. "morning."

"you've got something.." you gave wilbur a skeptical look as he dipped closer to you, enough so that you could nearly feel the breath emitting from his parted lips as his thumb drew up to swipe at the corner of your lips. your heart hammered in your chest, your dramatic smile falling as you gazed into his brown eyes that focused intently on your soft skin. then he moved away from you, leaving you slightly colder than before and definitely surprised. "got it."

you blinked in surprise and wilbur looked over at tommy with a confident smirk.

"okay, minor problem with your touching method," tommy spoke. "i haven't talked to her."

"like, at all?" techno questioned, straightening from his leaning position on the wall. you all looked to the blonde curiously as his pale skin flushed again.

"she asked me for a pencil the other day..," tommy started. "and i said thank you.." you began to laugh, but quickly morphed it into an unconvincing cough when tommy glared at you.