a self-taught shinobi (Old Version)

chapter 77

Last time

*Naruto woke up with a yawn feeling just exhausted*

Naruto:man, how long was I out for?

Shizune:oh about 8 hours, soon to be 12

Naruto:soon to be 12 w....

*Naruto flinched as the person behind that voice finally connected inside Naruto's mind he snapped his neck at Shizune smiling at him with multiple needles in her hands*

Shizune:better make that 15 hours doctors orders~

Now

Days later

*After the day that will now be knowned as the day people found out just how high pitch a person could scream passed, things went back to relatively normal*

With Naruto

*We see him with what now has become his normal routine, doing paperwork for his clan*

Naruto:oh God already?

Shizune:hm?

*Shizune said not even looking at Naruto, she was sharpening her needles*

Naruto:I'm already getting marriage contracts for my people, the heads of other clans want the Uzumaki chakra reserves no doubt

Shizune:are you gonna do it?

Naruto:i mean, I'm already thinking of a Uzumaki Uchiha, but an Uzumaki inuzuka? Fuck no even Aburame is stronger then them

*Naruto said burning the inuzuka contract with a small smirk*

Shizune:you really hate that clan huh?

Naruto:well let's see there's a dog contract I know there is since Kakashi uses them but does that clan use the dog contract?

Shizune:no it does not

Naruto;no it absolutely doesn't, they prefer using actual dogs so yeah not exactly up there on my list. Who would you choose?

*Shizune stopped what she was doing and a actually gave it a bit of thought*

Shizune:hm... probably the Yamanaka clan there mind jutsu is greatly underrated it could come in handy in future generations

Naruto:hm, part Uzumaki, part Yamanaka and part Uchiha heh that would be one dangerous combination....

*Naruto said with a hum as he placed the Yamanaka contract on the yes pile. They kept working in comfortable silence until an Anbu appeared before them*

Naruto:the Hokage?

Anbu:yes, she has a mission for the both of you

Shizune: we'll be right there

*Naruto did a shadow Clone to finish the paperworks*

Naruto:honestly can you imagine doing all of this without clones?

Shizune:you would have to be real stupid to be able to use shadow clones and not use them like this

Naruto:either that or you just don't want to come home

*Naruto and Shizune got up and flickered out of there home, not knowing the demon they released on the other side*

In the pure lands

*Kushina turned slowly to Minato who was walking backwards with his hands in front of him*

Minato:h...h..hey hey hey wait a minute kushy I didn't consider the shadow clones to be used like that!