(Our chapters starts back in the Mushroom Kingdom where after many days of construction, the SMG4 gang have made a new castle as inside, the gang is chilling)
SMG4: Ahh, it's nice to be back.
Meggy: Whew, I was getting worried when will we have another adventure here.
Bowser: Yay! I get to be a main character again!
Sonic: Yeah, but we're missing two people, the spaghetti and demon.
Saiko: Yeah Kaizo, where Meru?
Kaizo: She had to do some demon holiday in hell.
Meggy: And what about Ravioli, Mario?
Mario: I don't know.
SMG3: I just hope we don't have to deal with something and just do something simple for today.
Melony: But I haven't seen Grassy in we-
SMG3: I said just do something simple for today.
(The door opens as they gang look who's there)
Robot Flower: What is this place?
Grassy: Hello everyone.
Melony: (excited) GRASSY!
(Melony runs to Grassy as she pushes SMG3)
SMG3: AHHHH!
(Melony picks up Grassy and hugs him)
Grassy: Hi Melony, what have you been doing?
Melony: Oh Grassy I don't know how can I explain it to you.
SMG4: Basically we fought Meggy's idol, went to get a power star, our new castle is build, which is the castle you're in now.
Tennis Ball: I can see.
Melony: Grassy, you brought Tennis Ball, and...Robot Flower?
Robot Flower: What's wrong with that?
Melony: Didn't I remember last time that you try to kill your teammates?
Robot Flower: Look I was angry, i through my team only saw mechanical minds as objects.
Tennis Ball: Guys can we not? This is not what we're hear for.
Meggy: The what are you guys doing here in the first place?
Tennis Ball: I need Melony's help with my relationship with Golf Ball.
Bowser: Uh guys, who are these object critters? Am I missing something?
Melony: What seems to be the problem?
Fishy Boopkins: Did you talk to her about it last episode?
Tennis Ball: That was in June! It's been two month okay?
SMG4: But we just got comfortable in this castle.
Tari: But SMG4, we're always happy to help our friends when they're in need.
Luigi: We got some time to help.
Kaizo: I got nothing better to do.
Bob: I can help with trying to love your lady.
SMG3: (offscreen) Just have sex!
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Melony: Sure Tennis Ball, we'll help you with you and Golf Ball.
Tennis Ball: Thank you.
Meggy: Okay first order of business! What should we do?
SMG3: (offscreen) SEX!
Luigi: You can sing a song for her.
Shroomy: I've always been a fan of strolling through the river on a canal.
Mario: Penis.
Bowser: Hmm, what if I kidnap her and you go save her?
(Everyone one look at Bowser in confusion)
Bowser: It worked for Mario and Peach right? Right?
SMG4: Look, how about a date with her? The simplest way of doing your relationship with someone.
Tennis Ball: That would work, but how could I encourage her to go on a date?
(Cuts to Goiky where Tennis Ball approaches Golf Ball as she is upset)
Tennis Ball: Hey Golf Ball.
Golf Ball: (mad) TB, where have you been? I've been looking all over for you! What do you have to say for yourself little man?
Tennis Ball: Uhhhhhhhhh-
SMG4: (offscreen) WE SHOULD GO ON A DATE!
Golf Ball: TB, did that anonymous voice tell me that we should go on a date?
Tennis Ball:....I'm the ghost of Christmas past?
Golf Ball: Okay TB, I'll see you when you're ready, at uhhh 6pm.
(Golf Ball leaves as the gang come out of a small bush)
SMG4: That was easy.
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