(We continue with the balls getting back up)
Golf Ball: Tennis Ball, that was the best I have ever went on. Thank you!
Tennis Ball: Aw Golf Ball, you don't have to.
Golf Ball: Thank you guys for fixing us.
SMG4: No problem, we're always glad to help.
SMG3: All of this could've been solved if you two just f**ked.
SMG2: SMG3!
SMG1: Disgusting.
SMG4: Now we gotta go, it's getting late.
Grassy: Bye Melony, hope Grassy can see you again.
Melony: Thanks Grassy, I hope I can see you aga-
Eggman: I WANT PIZZA!!!!
(Eggman comes back firing his machine gun)
Bowser: EVERYBODY RUN!!!!
(Everyone runs)
(The next day)
Peppino: In case you're wondering what happened to-a-me? I went back to my-a-restaurant and gave the fat guy a pizza.
(Cuts to GB and TB)
Golf Ball: I can believe what SMG3 said about us doing the deed.
Tennis Ball: Yeah, that guy needs to go outside.
Golf Ball: We would never do that.
Tennis Ball: Yeah, not in a million years.
...
(After silence Tennis Ball and Golf Ball look at each other)
(A few minutes later, Pen and Eraser are looking for them)
Pen: Hey guys, where are you? The challenge is about to start in a few minutes.
Eraser: Check that bush.
(Pen looks in and sees the two offscreen and is shocked by what they're doing)
Tennis Ball: Golf Ball...I'm gonna-
Both GB and TB: AHHHHHHH!!!
(Pen is shocked)
Eraser: What's happening in that bush?
Pen: Uh you know how Golf Ball said that she likes Tennis Ball in a platonic all the way back in season 1?
Eraser: Yeah?
Pen: Well, she's breaking that and TB is on the top.
Eraser: Huh, I thought it would be the other way with you know, Golf Ball always commands him.
Pen: Me too Eraser, me too.
(Cuts to TV playing music)
The end.
(Outro)
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