Sperm Donor Wanted {Twilight Fan Fiction}

Sasquatch

I huff in frustration. "Then why don't you tell me."

Alice sits in front of me. She runs her hands through her hair. Edward had the same habit when we were kids.

"Remember when I told you that I haven't seen my brother in several years, since he moved to Central Washington?" she asks.

"Yeah, I remember," I tell her.

I actually haven't seen Edward since he graduated from the University of Seattle.

"Okay, well, he's not the same arrogant bastard he used to be," she replies. She looks defeated.

Perfect! I think to myself because, really, that's just great!

"And that's a problem why?" I ask because I seriously don't see what the whole issue is. This should be great news.

I know Alice is nervous when she starts biting on her thumbnail, much like she's doing now.

"Alice?" I urge. "What's wrong with Edward?"

Alice closes her eyes and takes a calming breath. "Let me show you."

A few minutes later Alice hands me a photo. I don't recognize the, um, what the hell is it?

"Who is this?" I ask, holding the photo up.

Alice cocks a perfectly groomed brow and stares me right in the eye.

"That my, dear friend, is my brother. Sasquatch."