God's Blessing On This Devil God (Konosuba x Male Reader)

WTH IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!!!

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Part 0

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"What about my clothes..."

Before I could finish, a white light invaded my entire field of vision. It stayed like that for a while, irritating my eyes. It eventually cleared up and out of nowhere, I found myself falling on my butt. The fall was very painful. This must be stone then. And sure enough, when I opened my eyes I realized that I was on a large stone bridge.

On instinct, I stood up and ran to the edge to hold onto the railing. That whole experience made me dizzy and sick. Once I did though, I became enamored. The gigantic lake under was completely unsullied blue and sparkling in the sunlight. There was not a single impurity in sight.

Now, clear of mind, I looked at my reflection, and I didn't need to inquire about my clothes after all. I was wearing a white shirt under a blue half-sleeve gambeson, black pants with a brown belt, black boots, and to complete the medieval look, a gray hooded cape.

A single thought snapped me out.

"Where...am I?"

I started looking at both sides of the bridge. One end was just a path or road that seemed to be endless. But the other side though? The other side...Well, let's just say it was quite the looker. The entrance was without a door. It was spotless blue and ornate with golden sculpting. It belonged to an extremely populated city, as the only opening through the buildings in my view was a single path with some people. Speaking of the buildings, all of them and I mean all of them have blue roofs. It made me a bit uneasy. Luckily, they couldn't see my undoubtedly goofy expression, as I was at a distance where they couldn't make up my form and neither could I theirs.

My excitement eventually began to subside just enough for me to be aware of the pressure of two objects between my head and the hood of the cape. I nervously took the hood off but the objects didn't fall. Now I've already deduced a certain outcome, so dread crept up my body as I reached my hands to my head. Unfortunately, my deduction was on point, as the arcuate sharp feeling of the objects confirmed that they're indeed, horns.

And at that moment, there was one thing I wanted to say.

"THEA, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!"

Is she serious?! Or was she actually that dense? Like 'Hey, I'm gonna take you to a world of monsters and adventurers...How about I turn you into the number 1 species that adventurers want its head on a plate?' WOW! Real smart there, Auntie. What a bloody...no, no, this is the woman that raised you, Y/n. She's been looking out for you your whole life. She must have a good reason for this transformation, even though I don't see it.

Did she at least make them cool-looking?

Looking at my reflection again, it appears that she did; they were perfectly pointy, jet black, and to my surprise, I have pointy ears to compliment their appearance.

Wait, what the hell am I doing? I've been teleported to a fantasy world as a freaking demon, in front of a gorgeous town and I'm just standing here jerking myself off like an idiot?

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Part 1

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I have to admit, actually being inside the city and around people in a fantasy world is a bit nerve-racking, to say the least. Especially when half of those people are half-naked. What made it more uneasy was that a few of them gave me weird looks. Not that they were wary of me, but they seemed... excited.