"Thank you, almighty Corn God, for blessing us with your children to save us from malnourishment and hunger. You are the true God, the Corn we don't deserve."
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The Corn Bible.
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4. Corn Prayer.
"Thank you, almighty Corn God, for blessing us with your children to save us from malnourishment and hunger. You are the true God, the Corn we don't deserve."
